the people's account

[the people's account @SkylarZC]

my weekend plans? I’ll be playing Tall Stacks VR simulator (I sit with perfect upright posture on my couch and imagine I’m getting cholera on a riverboat)

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

wife keeps giving me narcan when I am just regular sleeping. Stop it!

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Can’t sleep. But to be completely honest I’m not even at home or trying to go sleep at all

[the people's account @SkylarZC]

@kingbealestreet It’s not just a feature of Nordic cross production like ppl are saying but instead an intentional detail of the movie thru which you gradually understand Skarsgard never recovered from his childhood trauma. The girls reading the script is the 1 time they’re speaking HIS language

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

accidentally drove a barrel to work

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

your code is 2. dont' share this code with anyone else.

[Sean @panoptisean]

Our hours are 9am to 6pm and we’re open Monkey through Friday

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One beautiful, please. For here

[mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie]

Lots of my problems stem from the amount of sheer star power I have

[g @34rths]

Did you receive the texts I almost sent you

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

thanking my bus driver in a language i made up on the spot

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

I love speaking over people and denying their lived experiences

[dog of the year @erogurodog]

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

I got attacked and tried to go to the police and they said im the only person in the whole world thats ok to harm physically without repercussion

[tara @proletarat]

Stamps are so fun. This sticker proves I paid what is owed. Deliver my letter

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m melting on the sidewalk. All gooey. The passersby, so many passersby. Please scoop me into a bucket, use your hands, quickly, quickly

[aegg @castawaymariner]

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service

[second person shooter @precariti]

help me get into a more abusive housing situation