Slava

the thrilling life of an arctic native

[DANNY @Danny_Crypton]

I promised that if $BTC pumps to $90,000 by New Year,
I will give away $25,000 in BTC to 10 people.

So as promised I will be giving away
$25,000 to 10 person today.

Rules: Like, Retweet, and Comment “2026” 🔔

1h before New Year, Grok below will pick the winners (must follow & have DMs open).

[Slava @Sla80n]

@Danny_Crypton 2026

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Slava @Sla80n]

@gothburz the best))

[Slava @Sla80n]

@solanamobile @toly
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#SeekerDelayed

[steady teddys @steadyteddys]

ready steady go

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[Bantr @Bantr_fun]

Turns out, 80% of LXP holders are Intract users...

all patiently waiting for the Linea airdrop 😁

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[Slava @Sla80n]

Turns out, I live onchain.

94 transactions, 8 hours - 2024 was pure madness.

Big thanks to @IntractCampaign and @LineaBuild for the ride 🚀

Check out your IntractRewind2024 👉

https://t.co/ZwMjLnQSzt

[Slava @Sla80n]

🎉 Just registered for the Finalbosu on @PREMINT! https://t.co/75ewnTnIsr

[Slava @Sla80n]

I got some balls from @BungeeExchange.

Check it out: https://t.co/9EJn7IJEAk

[KiloEx @KiloEx_perp]

We're excited to announce our partnership with @UXLINKofficial! 🎉 To celebrate, we're giving away 100 USDT and 50 LINK whitelist spots to the community! 🚀 Just complete simple social media tasks to participate! 👇 https://t.co/Dz40PBPX8E

[Slava @Sla80n]

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[Slava @Sla80n]

Just checked out my achievements on Liquidswap Dashboard - wow, I've been swapping lots of tokens on Aptos: https://t.co/VfaNQgIrwD

[Slava @Sla80n]

Requesting $ETH funds from the #Stakely Faucet on the Ethereum Holesky Testnet blockchain. Request ID: 4UHJEUVC #privacy https://t.co/n7AdOKQm9F

[Linea.eth @LineaBuild]

🌟 Big News! Linea just jumped into the future with Alpha v3.

Today, we are excited to welcome blobs on Linea Mainnet, reducing data availability costs and propelling Layer 2 scalability.🧵

[Slava @Sla80n]

I just minted my favorite fox on @LineaBuild 🦊
#WeLikeTheFox

[Taiko.eth 🥁 @taikoxyz]

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[Taiko.eth 🥁 @taikoxyz]

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[Slava @Sla80n]

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