Slack Alliss

General Saviour of the Universe and son of the Voice of Golf ... All views are probably his!

[Slack Alliss @SlackAlliss]

There is nothing worse than idiots with a lot of money…….

[Eamon Lynch @eamonlynch]

Phil Mickelson leads LIV Golf crybabies in blaming others for their predicament https://t.co/RVvk0HKtoD via @golfweek

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Will Zalatoris’s statement on LIV’s offer:

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

✅ @XSchauffele
✅ @MattFitz94
✅ @JustinThomas34

The defending champion is back along with two Major winners 🔥

#GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Phil Mickelson bashes the Waste Management Open, calling it “pathetic” ⬇️

Thoughts on this?

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Tiger Woods joins the Patrick Reed shit talk:

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

The legend John Daly and I are playing a match against each other June 5th! But here’s the cool part, two lucky winners will be picked to caddy for us! Click the link to enter-https://t.co/6j9Cj2TqIy

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

In honor of his birthday, let’s look back at 19 year-old @TigerWoods' electric hole-in-one on the 234 yard par 3 at the 1997 @WMPhoenixOpen. 🔥

[Amgen Irish Open @IrishOpen_]

🙌

#HorizonIrishOpen☘️

[Amgen Irish Open @IrishOpen_]

First player confirmed ✅

2️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ days to go...

#HorizonIrishOpen☘️

[Amgen Irish Open @IrishOpen_]

Last month: Ended a stellar season in style 🏆
This month: Confirmed for the 2023 #HorizonIrishOpen☘️

We can't wait, @McIlroyRory 👊

[Amgen Irish Open @IrishOpen_]

𝐈𝐂𝐘𝐌𝐈: Rory Returns 🤩

Get your #HorizonIrishOpen☘️ tickets...𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Amgen Irish Open @IrishOpen_]

Announcing... @McIlroyRory 🔥🔥🔥

World Number One and reigning Race to Dubai champion will return to the site of his first professional victory on Irish soil in 2023 at @thekclub 😁

#HorizonIrishOpen☘️

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

It’s just like watching Seve 🙌

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Tiger Woods jokingly asked his son, Charlie, for a tip after caddying for him.

Charlie said “Yea, here’s a tip - stop being a pussy when it comes to your injuries and play in more tournaments.”

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Hypothetical: Say a fleet of golf carts caught fire, how long would it take to physically collect the insurance check?

[TweeterAlliss @TweeterAlliss]

Breaking; LIV announce 7 players will join their tour in the future, they’re not sure who they are but predict 7 players will join, in the future.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

According to a recent study conducted by the National Golf Academy, if your average drive goes less than 230 yards, you’re known as a “pussy”.

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. But when you're a 14 index that can shoot 76 on command, you don't really need to work that hard.