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this is my bildungsroman

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@TSwiftNZ I hope Tay sat her next to Emma Stone 🥹🥹

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I didn’t think bread could be topped. I was wrong!!!!!!!!! @caityweaver speaks to my agnostic-but-still-likes-pizazz spirit

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@NoahKahan

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

"We must, then, avoid the 'Babel syndrome,' namely the idolatry of profit that sacrifices the weak, a uniformity that neutralizes differences, and the pretense that a single language — even a digital one — can translate everything, including the mystery of the person, into data and performance."

[⟡ @sapphicmacbeth]

getting married once is lame and icky, getting married multiple times jane fonda style is chic.

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@jzux I’m so brain dead on Al Gore’s internet that I literally thought that’s what it meant when I read the headline 🥲🥲

[abet @abetblessings]

God was in the studio with her

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Leandra Medine in 2010:

[rose @wynrosei]

Men, please name some clothing items you CANNOT STAND to see on women. Like gives you the instant ick.
I’m tryna build a man repellent wardrobe.

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@zoerosebryant 🥹🥹🥹

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Attn: @oceans12th

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

45 minutes into oceans 12 i was like ok this is the best movie ever it can't possibly get any better than this. 15 minutes later they took it to lake como and added vincent cassel sexy style

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

"This is cinema".. a phone falls off a bus while girls were singing and captures footage worthy of the seventh art!

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Everything is awful minus new audiences streaming and loving Pushing Daisies & Veronica Mars in 2026 🥲

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Watched the first episode and yeah…that’s one of the best pilots I’ve ever seen.

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@medievalmal @ngadc ring is stunning but I’m OBSESSED with your jacket!!

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

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@diandrasdiandra Telling myself it was an early bound galley that Alex got through a new editor friend in New York

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retweeting for obvious reasons

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sooooooo funny that nobody has explained political asylum to trump and they all just keep letting him recite the plot of joker like it's a policy issue

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me and WHO??????????

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Day ONE in Zohran’s America!!!!