Sammi Unrau

I'm the party friend.

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

All my friends make the CUTEST babies which is 10/10 not helping my baby fever.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

pre menstrual sadness is one of the shittest feelings ever

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

7.2 MILLION

That’s how many illegals have entered the United States under the Biden Administration— more than the population of 36 states.

Over 1,000 of them took over NYC City Hall Park here to protest being sent to shelters and they are demanding permanent housing.

[smooth lighting operator @mrbupp]

Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

My next door neighbor (male in his younger 20s) moved in a couple years ago and I have legit only seen him twice. He doesn't even out his trash bin out anymore.. at what point is it none of my business vs welfare check time? 😅

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Can the men throw the tea in the harbor again or something im tired of paying taxes

[iris ♡ @pastlifestory]

the fact that i'm still attracted to men proves sexuality is not a choice

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

@RayJatsma Can you also have an open bar at your wedding? k thx

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

@mikaylajensen3 thanks bb 🫶🏽

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

Something that feels so minor to someone else can feel ao major to you. 1 month alcohol free 🙌🏽 as sad as it is, I haven't been able to say that since probably 2011 🙃 #cheers

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

You can workout all you want, but you can still be ugly on the inside.

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

@MonetaRoyalty 😂😂😂 grow up

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

Accepting compliments is something I will never be good at 😅

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

@RayJatsma Only so many people can pull off that look lol

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

Smoking cigarettes is absolutely disgusting but seeing people smoke in their vehicles.. heckin nasty 🤢

[Sammi Unrau @SlammiU]

@shannon_ohlson Mine has been filled with videos of people getting beat up and I hate it.