Slapped Witch

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[London Cycling Campaign @London_Cycling]

We’re all at @hackneycouncil town hall. Thank you for your support, ‘for standing up for what should have been their right, the right to get home safely’. We are heartbroken with the families who’ve joined us tonight, but more determined than ever.

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@BevPearman @sainsburys ill try calling them. Thanks

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@KirstyAPalmer Get well soon. Cat therapy & lucozade, surely a winning combination 😀

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@marksandspencer Please don’t use Hermes. Part of my order you sent via them. Why didn’t they attempt delivery btw 7am and 7pm like you say?! Now 3 Failed deliveries. Now these items are missing. This is rubbish! Please help!

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@Channel4 What are you doing Channel4?! It's been days. I cant follow your programmes; I'm hearing impaired, and there are no subtitles; like many, I rely on them. You've taken Bake Off and Gogglebox from us! If there was no sound I'm quite sure you'd have sorted this by now ...

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Hilarious

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@shortstuff_east Oh get well soon TC. Hugs x

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@cbwallop What?! Buck your ideas up, workshy shirkers. 🤨 The rest of us have had to endure that delightful new year return to work. Ok then, I’ll sit patiently & await CBW’s much anticipated return ... Miss you! 😀

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@Se_Railway I’m eligible for a refund of Advance tickets bought for use at Xmas that I can no longer use. I don’t have a printer (!) & your website says only way I can get refund is to download, complete & post you a form! Bit unrealistic in Tier4! Can I get refund on the phone?

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@JEFFREY03296741 @itvlondon I was momentarily really confused. Always nice to see Sally. Would have been helpful to see tomorrow’s weather though !

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@cbwallop Only recently discovered CBW podcasts. Been devouring them on infrequent lockdown walks around dodgy parts of North London. They’re funny entertaining insightful yet respectful. Looking forward to them returning. Wishing Phil all the very best. Will be tuning in on their return L

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@Sainsburys_Bank @John1Potter @kamruMK You keep encouraging use of SmartShop. I want to use Apple Pay to avoid queuing. BUT I cant use my Sainsburys bank card. Its been years that we've been asking you this. So can we have an explanation as to why you don't support Apple Pay? And an indication as to when youll fix it?

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@KirstyAPalmer Ah Lake Vyrnwy! - As a child (!) my Dad used to clean the windows of the tower you can see. And my ancestors once lived in Llanwddyn, the village thats now under that water! Have a lovely time :)

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@KirstyAPalmer Hugs 😔

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

Poor old Orient. Just not fair. I blame Mansfield.
https://t.co/7X6cSEdMvl

[Slapped Witch @SlappedWitch]

@CatsLikeFelix @daisykitten4 Arggggggg Ive been looking for it for ages. Better go and break the news to Lulu. She wont be happy!