Dustin

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

[Dustin @SlashDW]

Hey @OnStar what is the update notes on this? Maybe you could have skipped to v6.67?

[Dustin @SlashDW]

@MrBeast I'll take just $30,000. Just want outta debt. I'll be golden then.

[Dustin @SlashDW]

@doordashRslTM I realized after a separate email that this is from the creators account sign up. It's legit

[Dustin @SlashDW]

@DoorDash might wanna let some people know about this before someone falls for it

[Dustin @SlashDW]

My photo was selected as Judge Favorite! : ) Check it out: https://t.co/kvuTeg5rmk

[Official Jon Lajoie @jonlajoiecomedy]

Look who’s podcasting

[Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅 @Girlpatriot1974]

That's MY President! 🔥
🇺🇸 🥰

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

As promised on Friday, President Trump’s Annual Physical Examination Results:

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

BREAKING: SCOTUS just ruled in Trump's favor again!

They blocked a lower court ruling that ordered the administration to rehire 16,000 federal employees.

HUGE WIN!!!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 #BREAKING: Taiwan has agreed to drop ALL tariffs on the United States, joining India, Israel, Vietnam, and Cambodia, who also intend to zero out their tariffs

Over *50* countries have called to negotiate with Trump so far.

WINNING! 🇺🇸🔥

[MAGA Resource @MAGAResource]

BREAKING: Trump’s Trade Genius Sparks Massive Stock Market Rebound

In the heart of America’s economic resurgence, the stock market roared back to life today, April 8, 2025, opening with a thunderous buying trend.

President Trump’s brilliant trade strategy; hammering out deals with nations scrambling to avoid his tariffs, lit the fuse, sending the Dow skyrocketing over 3%, the S&P 500 soaring 3.2%, and the Nasdaq leaping 3.6%.

MAGA faithful knew this was coming; after a week of fake news driven panic, the market’s rebound proved Trump’s America First policies work.

Wall Street, finally waking up to the winning playbook, piled in as businesses cheered the promise of fair trade.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

CNN applied an orange filter to Trump’s face during his interview.

This isn’t journalism. It’s manipulation.

Why are they editing reality?

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Karoline Leavitt brings a chart and shuts down Fake News Media with Tariff Facts:

- 700% tariff from Japan on rice
- 50% tariff from the EU on American dairy
- 100% tariff from India on agricultural products

WE COME WITH RECEIPTS

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

There will never have been a transformation of a Country like the transformation that is happening, for all to see, in the United States of America. Companies are pouring into our Country at levels never seen before, with Jobs (and Money!) to follow. It is a beautiful thing to watch!

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

BREAKING: @realannapaulina tells Primetime that NBC has a secret tape that shows Lee Harvey Oswald near JFK's vehicle when the assassination took place... which would mean he wasn't the shooter.

[AG Todd Rokita @AGToddRokita]

.@POTUS' executive order to dismantle the detached and horrendously ineffective federal Department of Education finally re-empowers states like Indiana to handle our own children’s education.

This is a major win that will help us take back our schools.

Watch:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can see the ridiculous political puppet show for what it really is.

They are just actors reading a script.

[Jason American Patriot™ @TruthJasonLee]

Ireland 🇮🇪 has a question for America. 🇺🇸

Why did you give us Rosie O'Donnell?

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Alina Habba CONFIRMS that they are reviewing the Epstein Docs and prosecutions are actually coming

THIS IS A MASSIVE WIN FOR AMERICA

RELEASE EVERYTHING

[Dustin @SlashDW]

I'm so disappointed that @pepsi discontinued the Vanilla Nitro soda. I was in love with that stuff. I hope it comes back at some point. I tried a Vanilla Coke, not even close.