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@RealPanduSonu @adamhchase Congratulations, you just spoiled the season for me. Maybe be a lot more considerate about what you post.

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@Der_Postillon Nicht nur, dass ihr oft schon Nachrichten postet, bevor sie Realität werden. Es passiert erschreckend oft, dass ich über euch von realen Nachrichten erfahre. 😅

Ich werde die Rubrik "Jens Spahn kauft ... für 10 Milliarden Euro" vermissen.

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@Der_Postillon Ich kenn mich mit Fußball nicht aus, aber ich habe gehört, der Mannschaft fehlt es an Stabilität in der Defensive. Vielleicht kann Jens Spahn ja Baustützen für 10 Milliarden Euro kaufen.

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@CaptAmericaTx @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R No, this regex is syntactically wrong and far from being able to verify an email.
Check there's an @ somewhere. Send them a mail with a verification link.

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@elturro666 @TerribleMaps Yes. Right now, we have one pope living on the Vatican's 0.44km², giving us a pope-ulation density of 2 per km². From 2013 to 2022, we had two living popes (one retired), for a value of 4.545 or 5 rounded up.

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@elturro666 @TerribleMaps It is not. A few years ago it was even about 5 popes/km²

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@MeOrMyOtherMe @LilithWittmann

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@ThePinkGuy001 @RespectfulMemes In pool, there are fully colored balls (solids) and half colored ones (stripes). Which of those are yours is defined by the first legal shot into a pocket, then you have to remember for the rest of the game.

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@Faktillon Passwort

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@Der_Postillon Ich mochte kein herzlichstes Ballkleid ausdrucken.

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@Der_Postillon Schwurbler, die diese Überschrift lesen:

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@acatfishbitme @jltgonmyphone Go Team Night Herons!

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@RespectfulMemes "Die in hell" - when you hate someone in English or you're buying shoes in German.

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@IamCJMAXiK @WatchNebula "I'm in a gif that you can hear"

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@AgrimAnil29282 @wendoverpro @milesintransit1 Are you sure about that?

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@AgrimAnil29282 @wendoverpro @milesintransit1 You do realize where he is, didn't you?

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@infraexplained @adamhchase @thewheatgerm I've only played the home game once so far and that was in Vienna too!

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@memecrashes I hope he bought some pie.

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@klaverbro69 @thewheatgerm Which is an even more interesting choice considering it was used by German nationalists to chant against immigrants two years ago.