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Why I Study Duck Genitalia

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No, Sweetie, Those Are Mommy’s Pot Edibles

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A World Without Ashley Judd

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The Case for Twitter Snark

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Can Erotica Recover Its Reputation?

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Which Words Do Slate Readers Hate?

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What Is Sport’s Most Gruesome Televised Injury?

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Romeo & Juliet Is A Terrible Play

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We Sent an Intern to Order James Carville’s Martini

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I’d Like to Give My New Girlfriend My Dead Wife’s Vibrator. That Cool?

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I Waited Until I Was 38 and Popular to Become a Mean Girl

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Did We Domesticate Dogs or Did Dogs Domesticate Themselves?

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Should You Use Q-Tips to Clean Your Ears?

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Leggings Aren't Pants. They're Superior.

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Why Do Goats Yell Like That?

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Should Women Feel Ashamed for Wanting a Boyfriend?

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Why Do Russians Love Ballet So Much?

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I Watched "Oz the Great and Powerful" While Listening to "Dark Side of the Moon." Dude.