Steve S

guitarist for @WildBoys80sBand. It's all about balance. +/-, yin/yang, good/bad, highs/lows, bigs/small, you/me & pinky/perky

[Steve S @Slateboy]

@TUIUK who should i contact to resolve an unauthorised charge after departure from marella spirit?

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Worlds biggest and newest cruise ship launched with a little help from @AtomicAmps #HarmonyOfTheSeas with @WildBoys80sBand

[Steve S @Slateboy]

What comes between the tree bark stays between the tree bark

[Steve S @Slateboy]

“What an interesting question”
Is there such a thing as an “interesting question”? Surely it’s the answer that might be interesting?

[Steve S @Slateboy]

It’s not a crime to bust grime. To all you dirty baztds ask Santa for some soap and keep clean. No excuse to smell like satans rectum!

[Steve S @Slateboy]

It's a ten from Len for this festive mannequin presentation. Next year seeking leg doners so we can… http://t.co/1lVz5VNcAp

[Steve S @Slateboy]

No bums allowed http://t.co/M4lKnt9v4q

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Twitter is like farting at a rock concert. Those nearest might notice but no one is bothered. Likewise, your guff means the same to you

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Backstage refreshment. Wet and dry style http://t.co/T4o9vY7eNK

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Some on has dumped in the swimming pool. Literally. This ones going to take a bit more than a fishing… http://t.co/73nFLtyiqd

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Know where youre going. Or else you’ll go nowhere. Don’t retweet or else follow

[Wild Boys @WildBoys80sBand]

Live at Wicksteed Park tonight!! WB x

[Steve S @Slateboy]

There is a relationship between how noisy a food packet is and it’s health value.
eg: crisp & biscuit packets vs bread & fruit bags. Agree?

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Nice little chewy treat. Sow what? Pigs audio device. http://t.co/fgQ4bNzVrC

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Strange beast spotted roaming the streets. What is it? BadlyGroomedMutt? (another good name for a… http://t.co/2g1PxpmYgU

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Twitter is another way of mumbling to yourself so that everyone else can hear.

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Why, with ability to get high quality pics on todays devices do you apply filters to make them look like a shitty old 60s camera image?

[Rich Knight @RichKnightMusic]

Myself and @Slateboy just set off the backstage fire alarm at tonight's gig by accident! And 2000 people have just had to be evacuated!!#doh

[Steve S @Slateboy]

Q. What’s worse than being next to a man with BO?
A. A woman.
Check diary for the last bathnight before you dance next to me, #shittywafter!

[Steve S @Slateboy]

@minimontna never said there wasn’t a Santa. He still comes to my house. Just saying i’ve worked out how him & the tooth fairy do it. Magic!