Jordan Slater

What's a bio? I've never used twitter before.

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

“Bring back Fingering”
These days with callous hands it’s like fingering with a ribbed condom

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

@roninonthebeat Naa ur mum

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10km is biking distance

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@Jeedle98 woah woah woah

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

Is Noel Gallagher that guy from the Beatles?

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"Whitch one?"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"Time to find some slugs"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

So you'll be twice as attractive?
"Yeh"
What will you look then?
"Fucking Alando Bloom"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"Did Princess Madonna die in a car crash?"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"Nigeria has fallen to Ebola"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"One day we'll all be high on acid and touch each others G spots"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

*throws up* "Look at that fucking piece of chicken, I want to eat it again"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"If you want sex, shout me, im here!"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"I wanna sniff crack of a hookers arse!"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"Why are they still looking for Madeline McCann? She's fucking dead"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

"I now how to spell know"

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

Who's that guy who does that chat show? Oh that's it, Paul Morgan.

[Jordan Slater @SlaterSayings]

Eee-arrr Love! Lend us a spare two p, a need a subwaayy.