Andrew Slater

Ginger Manc lad, used to live near Brighton, basically I retweet a lot of quotes from The Simpsons and moan a lot about music and football. MCFC OK

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Russell brand in prison
Tates brothers in prison
Danny Tommo in prison
Joey Barton in prison
Tommy Robinson getting sentenced

Reform slipping in polls
Trump getting smashed in midterms

[slbsn @slbsn]

Doesn't the idea of waiting for an international break to sack a manager work better when the successor manager is not an international manager with games in the international break?

[c a m 👓 @camjmes0]

Umed Alahan from Coronation Street has screen tested for the role of James Bond.

[H 😎 @hr_wfc]

“Norwich have no fans” explain this then

[Andrew Slater @SlatsAndy]

Great result for Salford that. I think Carrick deserves a new contract. 👍

[Andrew Slater @SlatsAndy]

Looks like a kids birthday party.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

The message is clear 🟢🟡

#MUFC

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Chelsea fans were mocking Enzo Maresca yesterday only to end up losing to 18th place Sunderland 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Manchester City is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of former City player and Academy graduate, Darren Beckford - truly one of our own.

We extend our heartfelt sympathies to Darren’s family and friends at this difficult time 🩵

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

He is Redknappifying at an alarming rate

[GeezaVibe @GeezaVibe]

🎙"I've been investigating fraud in football for 50 years, and everyone has escaped what they really deserve." 👏

"You can't tell me Man Utd weren't guilty of irregular payments, because they have been through the ages and I've 'investigated' them in the past" 👀

#ManCity #PL

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Richard Kind has tested for the role of James Bond.

(Source: https://t.co/KvoV1uuTT2…)

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

Im genuinely desperate to know what happened to Barry Shitpeas.

[Mike Wickett 🇺🇲🎙🏈🏀👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦🚀 @mikewickett]

Unpopular movie hot take:

Meet The Parents wasn't funny.
Meet The Fockers wasn't funny.

"Focker-in-Law" also won't be funny.

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

It’s quite interesting that this guy, despite claiming to be so knowledgeable on the 115 charges, seems absolutely unwilling to acknowledge any favourable or even moderately softer outcome for City.

Every scenario he puts forward is the absolute worst case, as though no other outcome is even remotely possible. There is a difference between acknowledging the seriousness of the situation and presenting the most extreme possible consequences as an inevitability.

Guess the maximalist interpretation just happens to be the one that gets the most engagement from the audience he’s writing for 🤷🏽‍♂️

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

The Dark Knight trilogy is better than The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[Smoke me a kipper @trebletime23]

Think i believe a KC over magic twat......

[Andrew Slater @SlatsAndy]

Good manager. Didn't quite change the way people saw and played football in England though.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Greatest manager of the Premier League era. 40 years ago today Alex Ferguson started at Manchester United. 13 titles, 2 Champions Leagues, 1 Cup-Winners’ Cup, 5 FA Cups, 4 League Cups. 1500 games. 11x PL Manager of the Season. Knighthood, statue, stand, legend. #MUFC

[Thegingerwig @thegingerwig]

A shame that in 1915 United fixed a match so it's all irrelevant

Sham career

[Andrew Slater @SlatsAndy]

👀

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Tommy Robinson hasn't tweeted about his mate Russell Brand.

I thought he cared about protecting women and girls?