Andrew Slater

Ginger Manc lad, used to live near Brighton, basically I retweet a lot of quotes from The Simpsons and moan a lot about music and football. MCFC OK

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Hydration break

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

Funniest show of all time by a wide margin

[Central @WestHam_Central]

From destroying West Ham to being on Zara Larsson's story. This man has gotten away with murder.

[slbsn @slbsn]

“Citeh aren’t even our rivals”

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

"Oh, I nearly forgot. Three pints of Guinness please"

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Okay one more

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The delivery of that last line from the girl at the desk. 😂

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

3 at the back again😭

[The American Cityzen @CityzenAmerica]

You never saw these types of reports when Liverpool was spending like drunken sailors last summer

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s Elano’s birthday. You remember him.

“I’ll have the Thunderbastard and chips, please. Extra sauce.”

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

We are the only club in the Premier League not below Real Madrid in the food chain. Every other club loses their best players when Real Madrid come knocking, not Manchester City.

This is true with or without Pep Guardiola.

[The City Ramble @TheCityRamble]

Declan Rice, Moises Caicedo, Enzo Fernandez, Florian Wirtz and Alexander Isak have all gone for £100m+ in the last three years.

But it’s City ruining football again is it?

[Homelander @Homelandertc]

Happy birthday to my Friend Donald Trump who turns 80 Today.

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Dick Advocaat managing against Germany at 6pm on a Sunday is this year’s Glastonbury ‘Legends slot’. Credit where it’s due, a fantastic bit of booking.

[=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu]

this exchange kills me every time and i cant explain why

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

I'll take any excuse to post this clip. Maybe the funniest scene in TV history

[Emily Nyman @EmSheDoesIt]

rip goat