sleesus

that won’t be necessary

[sleesus @Slee_]

Instead of asking someone their sign we should just ask people what their fucking deal is

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am commander of army. I sort of let my guys run wild. My guys are bad guys and I let them go hog wild

[sleesus @Slee_]

@OffendedRabbit2 @br_betting Awful court awareness.

[sleesus @Slee_]

@DUNKinlerbonsi @augustgotter @Tune_316 @BiasedHouston It’s the finals, and the playoffs. Ability to do it when it counts vs the best players matters the most - in my opinion.

It’s like saying MVP is a regular season award - while technically true, it doesn’t tell you who the “most valuable” player is, again, in my opinion.

[sleesus @Slee_]

@nonotesnone @BiasedHouston I feel like people would have assumed the reverse - or at least they’d both get smoked - before recently.

[sleesus @Slee_]

@DUNKinlerbonsi @augustgotter @Tune_316 @BiasedHouston 1 series totally changes that

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10

[Trang @traaang]

Carter Bryant looks like the bottom of a stingray I can’t explain it

[ankyhaidy @ankyhaidy]

sorry, you know i'd love to play in quicksand with you, but i can't. because of what happens

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Guy who is 16 years older than his average classmate: “Why is everyone here so stupid”

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

I understand Chet just wanna hoop but unfortunately he’s mentally gonna have to participate in whatever this is Wemby got going on with him

[iris! 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisketball]

jared mccain fresh off 3 drake albums putting his whole pussy into each and every shot attempt

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby

[🏆 @LakeshowX]

OKC fans trying to stand up in the arena to boo at wemby tonight

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My buddy who's a firefighter: I've been having a really hard time at work lately

Me (picturing him at the end of a hose that's spraying too strongly and he's flying all over the place and can't get down): that's hilarious

[coworker @temuchainz]

girl: sex in the basement? oh you're a real freak... want me to chain you to the pipes and duct tape your mouth? 😉

guy who can only cum if he's looking at a spider: no thats okay. just the basement please

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

drake letting his gf stay up til midnight for his triple album drop