Diced Pineapples 🍍🧸

🌹Femme Fatale🌹

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[Diced Pineapples 🍍🧸 @Sleek_KayKay]

@nobodylikestar Lmaoooo 😂😂😂

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

driver: “cancel the ride, i can’t go to that area” (after keeping me waiting for so long)

bolt app: “what went wrong? why do you want to cancel?”

me after selecting “driver asked to pay outside the app”:

[Diced Pineapples 🍍🧸 @Sleek_KayKay]

@14152651sS3xy Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[❔❔❔ @14152651sS3xy]

was telling my highschool french teacher how much french has helped my life, got carried away lying and ended the conversation with gracias 💔

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I love his honesty. We must stop the act of trying to cut corners.

[Puckett @OnePuckett]

@timihndrxx Something like this happened to me last weekend💔😂...I was running because it started to rain, I fell down on the ground when I made a sharp bend, omoo I didn't look back o🤣I just stood up, faced my front and continued running😆anybody that saw me fall didn't see my face😅

[limpkin @acealeam]

just found out "to have and to hold" is legalese. i thought it was about embracing your wife, damn

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[scar @imfat]

Please get addicted to positive thinking

[Electra @Electrarythm]

You will never outperform your self-image, this is one of the most important things ever said about human behavior and almost nobody understands what it really means, your self-image is the picture you carry inside your head of who you are, what you're capable of, what you deserve, and what's possible for you, and your entire life is just your nervous system executing the orders of that picture, you don't behave according to what you want, you don't behave according to what you say, you don't behave according to your goals, you behave according to who you secretly believe you are, and the gap between where you are and where you want to be is almost always the exact gap between your real self-image and the one you keep trying to talk yourself into.

The plastic surgeon Maxwell Maltz figured this out in the 1950s when he noticed that some patients, even after he fixed their face perfectly, still walked out of his office feeling ugly, and others with minor cosmetic changes walked out feeling brand new, the surgery didn't matter, what mattered was whether the internal picture had changed, and he wrote a book called Psycho-Cybernetics in 1960 that became the foundation of basically every self-development book that came after it, his point was simple, the brain operates like a guided missile that locks onto whatever self-image you've installed, and it will steer you, sabotage you, and bring you home to that image no matter how hard your conscious mind fights, you can win the lottery and end up broke again in two years if your self-image is "poor person," you can lose 50 pounds and gain it back if your self-image is "fat person," you can land your dream job and quietly destroy it if your self-image is "not good enough," because the brain experiences any mismatch between reality and self-image as a problem to be corrected, and it always corrects toward the image.

This is why goal-setting, willpower, motivation, and discipline almost always fail in the long run, they're all happening at the level of behavior while the self-image underneath stays exactly the same, you can't out-discipline a self-image, you can't motivate yourself past it for more than a few weeks before it pulls you back, the only real way to change your life is to change the picture first, and the picture changes through repeated vivid imagination, especially in the relaxed state right before sleep and right after waking, when the critical part of your mind goes quiet and the subconscious actually listens, you spend ten or fifteen minutes a day living inside the version of you you want to become, with full sensory detail, with the feeling of it already being true, you do that consistently for a few months and the internal picture genuinely shifts, and once the picture shifts the behavior follows by itself, no daily battle required, because now your subconscious is steering you toward a different home.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

It's not fair that in Nigeria, we still have electricity issues in 2026

It's really not fair at all

It's so terrible and disheartening

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Hate that I have to catch myself when I start reading a story from an account with a blue tick.

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

Then fucking go home and protect your dignity.

Why’s this an issue? Take a cab and go home to protect your sanity and values.

[Jade 💜🦎 @jaderants]

imagine going through this and hearing a schlong-haver in a dress call himself a real woman

[💀 𝔐𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔦 💀🐍 @Sofi182Rdz]

Lol no

[Vuyiswa. @Vuyiswavv_]

Adult friendships are so funny because you really just lose a friend on a random day after realizing you clearly don’t mean anything to this person, while at one point they meant the world to you.

Fortunately, this doesn’t change the price of bread, so good riddance and stuff🤘🏾