Kait, The Sleepiest Shark

Likes Naps. Loves Sharks. Uncoordinated. She/They 🏳️‍🌈💗💛💙

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@vivaforvictoria Choosing not to do that extra work is okay. You do not have to put in extra effort if you don’t want to, you do now owe him that work.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@vivaforvictoria When I was repairing my relationship with my dad I had to decide if facing and processing my pain was worth it to build a relationship with him. I had to heal that separately and only then could I determine the type of relationship I wanted and communicate my expectations.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

Alternatively… maybe I just get another tattoo?

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

I’m itching to dye my hair red again but it took me a year to get back to blonde someone plz talk me out of this thank you.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

My dogs groomer just told me he responds really well to baby voice and if you use his name a bunch. He knows he’s just a lil baby. I’m such a good parent.

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Having the police give out little cards for family and friends to break the law feels like an fake example of corruption you'd teach schoolchildren because it's so egregious it can't possibly be real, and yet.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@raff_sputin I asked him and he said that’s fine as long as you throw the ball for him.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

If you’re having a bad day plz enjoy this absolutely deranged photo of my dog. It helps.

[God’s baby @sincere_worm]

i think about this tweet a lot

[matt @dogfather]

that’s actually the snorkeling instructor. please treat him with respect

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

“There is something about adults taking games very seriously that is very hopeful and very uncynical…it’s almost optimistic to imagine that we can spend a part of life on this frivolity.” — @samreich ❤️❤️❤️

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

I hate fireworks. So unnecessary.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@zkleverton Miss you muchly. ❤️

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

My life is currently garbage so in an attempt to put some good in the world. Here are cute pictures of my dog. Enjoy.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@AndreaBrynne All your cats are best cat, Andrea.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@AndreaBrynne THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS. Have this random internet cat. That might help.

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@AndreaBrynne Which cat. Show me cat.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Do you guys ever think about tuberculosis?

[Kait, The Sleepiest Shark @SleepySharkk]

@raff_sputin GOOD LUCK