Kahlua, the silliest goose

Elica || 30 || she/her
》Secretly a magical girl
》🐈‍⬛ Dorito
》🐶 Raven
》PCOS/PMOS Girly

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

It happened again

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

You know, my main worry about this job was that the hours would drag on without everything going a mile a minute, but I got there at 8:30, blinked, and it was noon and I was hungry for lunch. In fact I think retail/food service drags longer than this

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Tonight is my last night working for Wawa

Starting Monday, I'm officially full-time at my salaried office job. Your girl is moving up 💅

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Tonight is my last night working for Wawa

Starting Monday, I'm officially full-time at my salaried office job. Your girl is moving up 💅

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Hilarious that my soon-to-be old job hasn't removed me from the future schedules yet, even though my last day is this Sunday. I think my boss is deluded into thinking I'll change my mind

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

I wish they'd animate the spin off for Observation Log, I love those two so much

[Marisa ☆ Trails Brainrot || XIV 8.0 Waiting Room ☆ @maristarlighto]

Spring season really spoiled me by giving me these two wholesome shows to look forward to every week, it won't be the same without them 😭

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

My bf is so good to me. I woke up too early feeling sick and he got up to get me medicine from the store and also brought me back one of my favorite drinks to help me feel better 🥺

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

My ex best friend was rabid for him

[maimai 🌷 @stregheIIa]

voi nuove generazioni non lo sapete davvero cos'è la psicosi di massa per un personaggio perché ai miei tempi le ragazze impazzivano e trovavano sexy LUI

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Like, some form of that set up is the plot of most young adult novels I read as a teen

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

... I'm actually mildly interested in this one. But I've always been a sucker for the "unpopular girl discovers she's a witch" trope

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Disney's new animated film ‘HEXED’.

The film follows a girl who discovers her magical abilities & sets out on an adventure into a magical realm.

In theaters on November 25.

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

I've had the same number for at least 16 years... like

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

¿QUIÉN PUEDE DECIR HONESTAMENTE QUE HA TENIDO EL MISMO NÚMERO DE TELÉFONO DURANTE LOS ÚLTIMOS 7 AÑOS❓

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

So my mom did this once, that was how she discovered she was exclusively allergic to kiwi skin. Not the fruit inside strangely enough, but she'd rather not risk it

[Rob Pizzola @robpizzola]

Years ago a guy told me he eats kiwi with the skin on because the skin is loaded with nutrients. I thought he was out of his mind. Tried it once and never went back. Skin on kiwi is the move and I will not be taking questions.

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

@Nebocchi_Sleeps @yari0403 Yeah I'll never forget one night my little boy was sleeping at my feet and I had shifted but he didn't move. He was limp when I picked him up, and I was distraught. Then after a few seconds he shook his little head and was like "mom I was sleeping"

I've never been more relieved

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

If you were once a high schooler with awkward frizzy hair, you too can become an adult woman with pretty curly hair !

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Y'ALL I'M SO PROUD OF MY BROTHER, HE FINISHED HIS GED

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

One of my closest friends I've known for 10+ years, we met on a collaborative fanfic. We've never met in person but she will be at my wedding someday

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 2 years ??

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

So the therapist I found that I really loved, suddenly up and ghosted me without warning. I tried to reach her for weeks and never heard from her, but she also doesn't have any available appointments on the portal I use

[sarah lynn of 🏚️twt @m3ntalcrz]

i’m so confused… my literal CURRENT therapist like did she delete my number??? or did she just never save it?? i’m actually spiraling over this lol like wtf

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

My body doesn't even know when to sleep anymore, I can pass out occasionally from like, 5-8 in the afternoon, but that's hardly functional

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Sad thing is I'm like 90% certain why my body is just getting sick with one thing after the other, I really hope I can find a job that doesn't fuck up my sleep so bad. Last week my boss scheduled me for a first shift one day, second shift the next day, and third shift after that

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

Still getting over a mild case of food poisoning only to now realize my sinuses keep draining down my throat but I can't miss any more days of work

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

I'm fortunate that my physician did these tests without me asking. I see her again at the end of the month for a follow up, I plan to ask her what she thinks about the name change

[✨neuron divergent EKG slayer MD✨ @fuqekgs]

Expanded version to include insulin resistance+ thyroid:

LH
FSH
SHBG
DHEA-S
AMH
Prolactin
Fasting insulin
Testosterone, total and free

TSH +thyroid labs (t3,t4)
A1c
Fasting glucose
17hyxroxyprogesterone
Vitamin d (thanks @HekateMagik)

[Kahlua, the silliest goose @SleuthKahlua]

So cool that when I finally get diagnosed with PCOS that they change the name to pissing me off syndrome

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PCOS is being renamed to PMOS. (Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome)

The change comes from experts that say the old name was misleading, stating that it inaccurately suggested ovarian cysts as a defining feature.