SliceOfBread

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The Japanese people love to be gifted a mysterious box by otherworldly entities which they are forbidden to open.

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BLIT (1988)

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@xwanyex This is why men build sheds.

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startup idea: search engine that maxes out at 2 characters

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Just found out about this indie band "Radiohead".
Pretty neat!

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The DHS stole my idea.

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Imagining a world that could have been.

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Crayon Shin-chan Henderland no Daibouken wasn't meant to be an instruction manual 😔

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In reality, the average relationship today is Lesbian

A man is perpetually in childlike androgynous until the day he Murders someone..

then he adopts the Phallic energy

before that he is half wonan and thus the average woman is in a demi-lesbian relationship..

few realize

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Kuwagata-cels, the kabutomushi-chads are laughing at us...

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The new meta is to invest in a fat chick with a cute face and trust in weight loss meds to appreciate her value.

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"Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to rape everyone you meet."
- The Sniper

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@zermatist A long time ago in an online discussion of MP3 vs FLAC someone posted a website that would randomly play two sound files, one SD and one really HD so you could guess which is which, and I couldn't notice any difference at all but if I went with my gut I almost always got it right

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just found out about black people😳

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me after I watch a yellowjacket fly from 3 houses down to sting my newborn baby boy 25 times in the face - "Yellow and black, friendly jack :)"

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decided to do myself first

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brb, gonna ghiblify a stock photo so I can claim it as my wife and child so that everyone thinks I'm successful

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I was curious enough to look up the UK's ninja sword ban and it actually does just apply to shitty straight edged """ninjato""" and not actual katana.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................... BASED????

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Last night I dreamt that I read this meme on my phone while waiting in my car, so I felt compelled to recreate it.

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fat guy who wears white t-shirt no pants at the nude beach