Lizzy

Dance.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There are still people who get excited to show you a cool rock they found, a strangely shaped cloud, a tiny frog, a pretty leaf, or a sky full of stars. That’s the kind of energy I want around me for the rest of my life.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

may my grave become a shelter for every creature of god that wanders in search of refuge and warmth..

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

not now, mysterious $10.99 apple charge

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

A fly will enter your house through a microscopic gap in the space time continuum but cannot locate a fully open patio door for 6 8 business hours

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

How is it 2026 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

don't invite me nowhere w/ complicated parking... because ima circle around & go home

[courtney @MulletEnjoyer]

@jminayeon Twitter mfs when you don’t shower 4 times a day and hose yourself down with disinfectant before going to bed