Sam Slieter

My cover photo is a picture of a perfect blue sky.

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A woman flashed me last night, it was quite the experience. On a related note, I apologize for leaving my brights on while driving.

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#BeTheLightMN The New York Mills Athletic Association will be turning the lights on at Russ Jacobson Field at 8pm on Monday for 20 minutes for the NYM class of 2020 @MSHSLjohn

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I talked to a phone scam guy for 20 minutes just to get some human interaction.

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@ldizhetland @CoolCatAdam21 @josh_hendrickx @alexhelmeke @schultzdrew @tristanhuwe @Edizzle725 @CHelmeke @ebeling25 @BenUhren87 @KupferBrandon @BrianCushing_56 @kevintumberg15 @Amdahl1 @yaggie_4 @UncleDrew_01 @blakebosch28 @Noah_Johnson5 @Shanenovak25 Brad Radke
Gary Sheffield
Ichiro Suzuki
Honus Wanger
@fourotherbaseballplayers

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I stand outside a lot. I’m outstanding.

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It's only taken me 2 years, but I've published a gripping account of my visit to NY Mills for the annual July 4ish battle between @MillersofNYM and @BlufftonBraves. It seemed timely, as they're set to square off for this year's event on Wed night.
https://t.co/XWf9qm5vtC

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#bestcoworkersever

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I think the biggest regret of my childhood was not experiencing growing pains.

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“Sam, you’re hilarious on Twitter.”
-the voices in my head.

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A woman told me that I looked nice today. On a related note, my mom is doing well.

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I wore my heart tie in honor of Valentine’s Day. I spilt food on my heart tie and stained it. Seemed about right. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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I feel like a ballerina because I’m constantly on my tip toes.

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I woke up early this morning to be productive, but then I saw my shadow and went back to bed. Happy Groundhog Day.

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I may not be a 10 but my mom says I clean up well.

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Whoever said nothing is impossible clearly never tried slamming a revolving door.

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Anyone know how the Vikings did?

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I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to #chivalry

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If anyone needs me this holiday season I’ll be under the mistletoe with a drink in my hand.

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A guy waved at me while I was driving home so I waived back very enthusiastically. Turns out he was flipping me off.

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‘Tis the season of listening to Christmas music in small doses so I don’t get sick of it within the week.