Jonathan

Just another Londoner. Likes mountains, bujinkan ninjitsu, guitars & running.

[Jonathan @SlightlyBored7]

@funnyLgirl89 It was worth watching for Bellinghams goal.

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@BBCBreaking @BBCWorld Well he wrote his own epitaph. "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational." -Charlie Kirk

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@LFC I was in the Anfield Road end for that game. It’s a pity Owen turned out to be a c**t.

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@Bremont It’s upside down

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@England @EURO2024 That was a fantastic win and well deserved, can’t wait until the final! #LordSouthgateOfWembley

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Hi @AXS_UK when trying to book @PaulMcCartney tickets you blocked me twice for ‘Being a bot’, when I’m not, tickets are now sold out yet are already available at a huge markup on resale sites. #YouTotalWankers

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@bo66ie29 You can see how dirty the Palace of Westminster was back then.

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@MAGA__Patriot As a British person I can confirm that most of is think Trump is a treasonous cunt who will die in jail. Anyone who supports him is a moron or complicit in his crimes.

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@TraciiGuns Izzy quitting GnR was the beginning of the end of that band.

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@colinnwalker @robblackie @BarryHo31114049 @LondonLibDems Get the Tories out? You know the incumbent Mayor Sadiq Khan is Labour right??

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@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Gérard Depardieu looks rough these days.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE @IndictmentTime He was in rehab? Must be a quack addict.

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@RebeccaRideal @JLDraycott @britishmuseum I meant the punctuation. Apostrophes can be tricky I suppose. Anyway. My point of ‘It’s just a joke referencing a social media trend’ still stands.

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@RebeccaRideal @JLDraycott @britishmuseum I don’t actually know what that means…. Anyway, I didn’t expect to have to mansplain the BMs light hearted reference to a viral video of an empowered woman. Strange times we live in.

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@catherine_mayer @SadiqKhan @Lionesses @WEP_UK The underground workers are scheduling strikes over pay whilst the mayor wastes millions on this nonsense. No one asked for this and it benefits nobody.

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@DebLaughton @SadiqKhan I seriously thought it must be April fools day

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@The_East_End @GiveBloodNHS I used to donate blood but they’ve asked me to switch to giving platelets instead. It takes a bit longer but is well worth it. Plus there’s all the tea and biscuits …..

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Hi @dusk_uk & @RhenusWSUK , your delivery was a heavy 6 foot box full of broken chipboard, which is ruining the festive ambiance I’m trying to achieve in my living room.

Please contact me ASAP to get rid of it. #CrapCustomerService

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@duchess_banana @AKBrews Looks like Millwall dock, Isle of Dogs, London.