SlimVoorhees

I am fluent in two languages, with Sarcasm being preferred.

If you have your pronouns posted anywhere online, you're never gonna like me. I like you though.

[SlimVoorhees @SlimCharlesVol]

@jalenmerricks It's a fake video game. But sure take that W. You guys need all you can get.

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@GlobeBobRyan @HazelLiaqa4848 Bob Ryan folks, my whole life this man has done nothing but complain like a woman. Hey Bob, nobody cares about what you "prefer". Trump is actually getting things done while you are probably changing your adult diaper right now.

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@yalltitanup Well it does happen rarely. So it makes sense.

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@nosoupforgeorge Cool. And now we all know that you are a giant vagina. Keep it up dork.

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@PrinceUk7pps Can't believe people just spew their private personal lives online like this. No wonder he's divorcing this bitch.

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@MattyRollinsoft Meet up with a hack? I'd rather sit here and read your hilarious tweets. You really really really like you some you. Unfortunately, you are pure HACK.

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@MattyRollinsoft Lol. Oh you have huh? Fucking hack.

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@MattyRollinsoft Hack take.

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@MattyRollinsoft Hack. Stay away from this clown. He's a hack.

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@MattyRollinsoft @MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast Someone is a bit of a hater. Season hasn't been played, how can it be a hack prediction? What a dumbass

[SlimVoorhees @SlimCharlesVol]

I think I speak for everyone when I say, can we please get the old coked out and always smashed Stephen King back? This one seems to be an imposter that's dying from #TDS

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.

[SlimVoorhees @SlimCharlesVol]

@PrestonThymesAZ Your confusing Milton with the King of Knoxville, Mr. Hendon Hooker

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@Trice2eZ Yo, you not streaming today bro?

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@BenVerlander You might want to go check out the Cubs game. Lol.

[Dan Dakich @dandakich]

The @AtlantaDream play in a 3,500 seat arena…
When @CaitlinClark22 @sophaller come to town the Atlanta Dream play in a 17,500 seat arena and FILL IT
- Don’t lecture us about the “built on the back of legends” bullshit

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

PCA JOINS THE 30/30 CLUB ONCE AGAIN WITH A WALKOFF HOME RUN

[MLB @MLB]

Leadoff home run for No. 29

Walk-off home run for No. 30

Pete Crow-Armstrong joins the 30/30 club in style!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PCA REACHES THE 30/30 MARK IN WALK-OFF FASHION.

[SlimVoorhees @SlimCharlesVol]

PCA to ends the game with a BOMB IN THE 10TH. OMG.
#CUBS

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisherDNP]

The Atlanta Dream play most of their games in an LA Fitness, but when Caitlin Clark comes to town they’re in a 17,000 seat arena.