'Neche 💕💐💝

God ~I'm, first, a human ~Igala ~Catholic ~Chef ~Extroverting introvert 🫣 ~Aspiring foodie 🌮🍜😋 ~Shoes 👠 ~Perfumes

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

It's still 24th.

Happy beautiful birthday to me! 💝

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@jon_d_doee The fact that you had the need to enforce boundaries has already "keeled" the relationship from the onset. Although, some naïve persons will see reasons and take corrections after being told but in her own case, she was defensive.
Soyeya ya gama kena!

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@PMTNigeria How the hell is it that I sent a package since last Wednesday, it left Abuja office since Thursday & it's yet to get to its owner? For a local delivery?

You lot just keep popping up reasons for me not to use you on a next time

Better do something abt it before something do you!

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@jon_d_doe That part where your parents asked you not to marry her is the advise I have for you.

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@Mosadioluwa03 @eleena_ate @OpeyemiOla09 @thepurplejazzz I was going to ask same

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@ArfatCFC @_itsmaytips You're fasting truly cos that's not 7k 😏

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@William19Prisca @Hybrid_Ola Why you dey call my name? 😔😔😒

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

Happy Sunday moms and moms-to-be 💝🫶🏾💐

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

I hope you’ve seen this ?

A lot of people do it the wrong way.

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@Jaymes3x Some of us actually mean it to be a man who says a thing and do it. Not someone who be acting like Nigerian NEPA.

You say you're in love with me and you're in several other ladies' DM professing love as well. What do you want?

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@evagrin_ @instablog9ja She left home to make them proud.
Lol.

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@Jaymes3x He has always said it.
You come for him, you suffer for it.
He comes for you, you will still suffer for it because before he decides to come for you, he go don gather wetin go make you suffer am already.

Very foolish girl.

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

But their papa innocent naa 😂😂

[Dear Kings @Jaymes3x]

@itsSh0la A lot of mumu men still fall for dem. And the one that annoys me the most is men asking girls to send account to appreciate their beauty. If you’ve done this before, na Ogun to kee your papa

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

hotel just to be slept with and be paid for.

You all need to be careful out there; male or female.

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

I saw the end from the write-up.
It's looking all funny but this right here is some persons reality.

Should we even talk about those who get drugged purposely for this? Cos he didn't invite you just to sleep with you & pay, she didn't agree to follow you home/to a... Cont'd 👇🏽👇🏽

[ABISCO @Abisco__]

A very short story about a man who carried an olosho and pretended to have died because he didn't want to pay.😭🙆‍♂️😂

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@Captncarty @_Nsznn She CAN'T sit and NOT address it.

She's correct.

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

Valid question 😂😂

[𝕀𝕫𝕫𝕪🥶 @Izzybadnoworry]

@instablog9ja What of the one wey hold my waist tight, close her eyes

con still dey tell me " stop "

Una sure say she mean ham?

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

Will I remain hairless for 2yrs?

OK! Probably my man doing that cos, WTF is this for real?

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

A whatical?

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@IAM_KARIAN 🤭🤭🤭

Thank you!

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

How I go take dey do this one if we dey run joint account abi 50-50? 😂😂
God no go gree abeg!

Feminism? NEVER ME!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Something my lovely does.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

['Neche 💕💐💝 @SlimNeche]

@jon_d_doe How I go take dey do this one if we dey run joint account abi 50-50? 😂😂
God no go gree abeg!

Feminism? NEVER ME!