slim shady🔪🩸 || shedtwt

my left thigh and left forearm lookin real sliceable rn!
ifb!!
i dont have a dni!!
backup: @randomogbjh

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they followed me

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i'd like to make a formal apology to edrtwt i just remembered about two years ago i had an account and all i did was harass yall and mention the health consequences i'm so sorry now i'm a part of yall do you guys forgive me

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@crimsonfuckr699 @r0tt3n_f4ng can i see?

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@a6bi3rsck now i feel like i need to see it this is like the 500th time ive heard about it

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i saw someone stab a hole in their leg with a knife probably to laffy taffy or similar gurgling blood and it's been up for two years but when i make a post about aftercare it gets taken down

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@ang3l15b4ck okii i'll check them out!

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any oomfies who r rap fans? if the answer is yes lemme get some recs please i beg

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@smisidm yeah my tl is crazy it'll be normal for 15 minutes and then i'll get like 5 korean accounts posting fascia and playing with it and every so often that'll be replaced by something extra crazy like i talk about in my hit tweets

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@August_shedtwt i got back up favoomfie!!

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goodnight oomfies

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@OLBA4LIFEEEE wtf dude

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guys guess who's back i said i was going to bed cuz i was on call and about to leave but i got untired and now im back up hey guys

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@ditzynyancatt lowk moot me?

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my life is a fucking fever dream

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@BOWTOMEALFRED im broke

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anyone else squat on the toilet to make the shit come out easier mb if tmi

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@August_shedtwt try keeping your fingers flat that's what my mom does

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@AngelOfEdtwtt i got sick i dont have to go anymore

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went too deep on accident i wouldnt care if i didnt have jiu jitsu practice in about 27 hours from now uh oh

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i got sick i can skip it lmao

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went too deep on accident i wouldnt care if i didnt have jiu jitsu practice in about 27 hours from now uh oh

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@BloodyPawziez it's so gross omfg

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@August_shedtwt gracias gordon

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@August_shedtwt probably has to be a peepee head cuz he has a small peepee hehe im really good at roasting trust

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@OliverLovesButt gracias señor