Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody||

I'll walk for miles through a blazin' hell It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be. I'll be @VermilionHex's gun toting prince charming. #BoonieBaby

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

"Take a look to the sky just before you die, It's the last time you will."

✵ Mutant. Merc. Goofball. Cocky. Slight asshole.

✵ Guns are his weapon of choice.

✵ Merc for hire. Got the money he's your guy.

✵ Using @VermilionHex's boobs as pillows.

✵ Author: @BoondockBaby

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

#NewAvi

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

I claim @LilRed_Fireball as my momma now!

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

Don't fuck with me, blue bird!

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

Cause my UN is fucking awesome!

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

I second murder.

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

#NewAvi #NewHeader

[Pietro Lehnsherr (Quicksilver) - ||Parody|| @AstuteSilver]

"Cause I love how it feels when I break the chains..."

» Mutant. Sarcastic. Prankster. Cocky. Honest.

» Brother to @DulcetSass, @VermilionHex and @MagneticFatale.

» Son of @AdeptMagnetism and @CelestialMatron.

» Giving @DemureFracture the world.

» Author: @BoondockBaby

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

He doesn't need to know.

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

Don't question me, woman.

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

[Innocent]

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

Well, good thing I'm use to chaos. [I smirk and hold my hand out to her] Wanda. The pleasure is mine. I'm Ryder. I was on a mission with Clint and well, he told me to stay put til' these heal. [Using my other hand to motion to the few stitches in my hairline]

[Wanda Lehnsherr @VermilionHex]

[Isn't staring at that smirk. Nope. Not her.] Ah. It's like this most of time. You get used to it. Mostly. [Gives a little shrug] I'm Wanda, by the way...you are?

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

Hello. [I smirk, trying to be all smooth and failing slightly] Looks like a pretty interesting night going on here.

[Wanda Lehnsherr @VermilionHex]

[Waves and gives the very handsome man a shy smile] Hello...

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

I still see you, pretty lady.

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

I like that one. [Might be motioning to Wanda]

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

[Sings loudly and totally shreds my air guitar] https://t.co/dbHAJQKGaE

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

The chibi gave Ryder a sock! Ryder is a free mutant!

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

@DefiantTenacity [Quirks brow and then shrugs, offering the bottle] I'm in a giving mood.

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

[Just kicks back and guzzles down my bottle of jack]

[Ryder Vaughn - ||Parody|| @SlingingBullets]

"Take a look to the sky just before you die, It's the last time you will."

✵ Mutant. Merc. Goofball. Cocky. Slight asshole.

✵ Guns are his weapon of choice.

✵ Merc for hire, you got the money he is your guy.

✵ Not Interested. No DMs.

✵ Author: @BoondockBaby