Happalini McNultiano

Likes yellow mustard and Jethro Tull

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This is Steve Carell

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Ahmadinejad has been in Turkey for a few days and he visited Istanbul today, where he evidently is a hit amongst the ladies. I guess botox works.

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@mcnutsak22 @coachbrucepearl

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@Rubie_Doo head?

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@IVAN_00ZE

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Why does the kid on the right look like Ditto

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

Elon has some absolutely dominating genes holy shit look at their faces

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@IVAN_00ZE @mcnutsak22 Should’ve written it in the concrete

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@MosEspaSebulba

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@BarstoolBigCat

[Crime In NYC @Crime_In_NYC]

He has a criminal history, naturally.
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Christian Valdez is the suspect in yesterday's subway incident in which a woman was pushed onto the tracks, was struck by a train, and had to have both of her feet amputated.

He fled the station, but was arrested at about 9:35 p.m. at the corner of Jay and Willoughby streets in Brooklyn, when he went to meet a parole officer but was instead met by the NYPD.

He was charged with attempted murder and felony assault.

https://t.co/eE4r73dGRh

[johnny crash @WndowsSucks]

her: im coming over u better not be a single cab extremely long bed
me:

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@MaleModel44 please teach me how to be the guy who carries a football around the office

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Why does everybody look like 21 Savage today?

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@IVAN_00ZE

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Going to family events and spreading propaganda (Joe Flacco is going to the HoF and Michelle Obama is a man)

[Archibald Graham @Marvin__McNutt]

Best case scenario

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[KD$ign @KnoxEndemic]

In retrospect can we admit this slapped

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@ericmetaxas are you a Notre Dame fan?