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We didn't win, we just didn't lose.

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@JGnuman197 Ego or physically?

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@GATORS9606 @NikkiFried An...

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probably the best commercial on television is the TurboTax one where the keep saying "free free file for free" when
1. It is virtually impossible to file for free with TurboTax
2. TurboTax heavy lobbying is the reason we're the only country where you can't file taxes for free

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@shortword @elonmusk @Tesla Thank you @Audi for not getting me in that shitty predicament in the first place.

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@nathaliejacoby1 If you are, just keep to the bushes and shrubs like the others please.

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@SleepsWithDogs1 @JGnuman197 To steal one sock, of course.

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@JGnuman197 @RikHavic

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@elonmusk, it didn't fly.

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@hankieroseman @mattgaetz Will probably end up in Utah.

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@krystna1206 @GetGoodatLiving @waltermasterson @mattgaetz

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@RonFilipkowski Boob and Boebert

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@RexChapman

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@AdamParkhomenko @karenforky 24.2 Thousand six hours later.

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@Hastie93 When you take your morning sunlight to a cheap panelbeater...

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@Brink_Thinker Percentage of caps shot by a cap gun: 10%
Percentage of caps hit with a brick or rock: 80%
Percentage of caps spoiled by a soft rock or brick: 10%

Those were the days.

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@Chwero @BBCWorld No need to apologize. It is a click bait headline from BBC.

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@DanPriceSeattle

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if you're not giving your employees a pay raise beyond inflation/cost of living growth, you're giving them a pay cut.

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@JGnuman197

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@WUTangKids But his hordes will commend him for it, like they always do.