Simon Greener

I'm on the hunt for who I've not yet become...

[Simon Greener @Slippy55]

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[Simon Greener @Slippy55]

I can't

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When someone asks for some of my food...

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[Horoscope Daily @horoscopday]

#Scorpio: When they stop caring it's usually for good and will shut down emotionally.

[Simon Greener @Slippy55]

I wish she felt the same way...

[Simon Greener @Slippy55]

I don't know all of the answers but one thing I do know is that whatever the answer is, it involves her, in every possible outcome.

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

I'm not like most women in that I think logically rather than emotionally and also I have a penis