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Part time Astronaut, full time Swaglord

[$ @SlippySlidell]

Elmo in the streets

Also Elmo in the sheets

[Home Run Report @homerunreport]

⚾Travis Bazzana, @TBazzana! HR (5)

6/18/26 @ MIL, ⬆️ 7th
vs RHP Grant Anderson

106.2 MPH / 25° / 398 ft to RF
Off a 92.7 MPH four-seam fb

▶️It's a home run in 30/30 parks.◀️

[Cleveland State Athletics @CSU_Athletics]

Back by popular demand, 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀 & 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀🍦

Join us at various @MitchellsCleve locations for free ice cream and prizes + get to meet your favorite Vikings all summer long!

Dates & Locations // https://t.co/W1b1j4qLux

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[$ @SlippySlidell]

@Browns

[U.S. Embassy Nassau @USEmbassyNassau]

🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too.

Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️

[Dylan🔮🎆 @dillybar2145__]

Tristan Enaruna Full 2025-2026 Cavs Rookie Season Highlights

#LetEmKnow

[dinner plate-sized areola fan acct 🏁 @mattyaintshit]

LMFAOOOOOOOO said it before and I’ll say it again: UFC fighters talk tough until it’s time to negotiate Dana White for pay🤣🤣😂😂

Those participating in this trailer trash deserve every single bit of what they get

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS HIS FIRST GRAND PRIX WITH FERRARI IN BARCELONA 🏆🇪🇸

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

James Dolan winning an NBA title is just the latest example of how karma isn't real and that good things happen to bad people all the time.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but the last time the @NYKnicks won a championship, the planet Neptune had not yet completed one orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1846.

[$ @SlippySlidell]

@DickeyNate @AOC Elon still won’t kiss you

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

[Gru @Gruesome1Some]

@nolanolegal “Freddy!!! They’re on you’re feet! Don’t fall for it! Your shoes are on your feeeeeeet!!!!!!”

[Cleveland Monsters @monstershockey]

at this exact moment a decade ago, Oliver Bjorkstrand brought the Calder Cup back to Cleveland after 52 years 🙌

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we gotta destroy this thing in a way so brutal future robot generations will shake when they recount the tale

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"You take the plumber I'll take the ice cream truck driver."

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage