Snake Oil Ag

PARODY. Selling farmers stuff they don't really need but think they do since 1969

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

iTC finally quit working for AutoTrac. If anyone needs me I'll be selling used 3000's for twice what they were worth 6 months ago.

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Pretty sure the company that builds balsa wood airplanes also builds John Deere chaffer frames.

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Case's tractor is such a pile they have to use Photoshop to make it look like it can work. 😂

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Make primary tillage great again! Rip it deep rip it often!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How brilliant are our FARMERS? Thank you @lgutwein99_31, real talent! #MAGA https://t.co/mtzbqUFd1V

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

If 2020 was a piece of equipment it would be a ________?

I'll start.

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

"I hate to bother you on a Sunday buuuut" - Customers who don't plan ahead

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I'm telling my kids this was Wyatt Earp.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

I can’t believe that egg hasn’t fallen off the table yet

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

@fama_il I just talked to a farmer and he said he needed another beer. 🍻

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Who needs TP when you have blue shop rags.

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

I'm just gunna take Prevent Plant again this year and blame the #CoronavirusPandemic. @USDA

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

🙃 lol wut. 😂 And I thought Tillable was bad.

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Whoever made this gets a gold star for the day.

Fieldview/Tillable meeting
https://t.co/3djbFFChjC

[Tom Leonard @TomLeonard18]

Is Chad Colby running @TillableInc now? Seems like it’s heading south and that’s his signature

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Climate/Tillable is the new Chad/LSW

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Climate chose their words very carefully yesterday saying how they weren't in bed with Tillable. Today they broke up with them. Too late. Gotta sleep in the bed you made. 😂

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

Still seeing harvest 2019-2020 tweets and now we have plant 2020 tweets 😅

[Snake Oil Ag @Slither54072378]

The liquor store should give out hats and calenders after 2019...