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[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Doechii correcting herself during her Grammys acceptance speech for Best Rap Album:

"This category was introduced in 1989, and two women have won--THREE women have won! Lauryn Hill, Cardi B., and Doechii!"

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Everyone in LA the past couple days trying to capture the snowy mountains:

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

LA’s hottest new club is the Los Feliz Mendocino Farms. It’s got everything, salads, Bánh mìs, natural sodas, free side samples, and even a blue cow.

[Sloand @Sloandd]

#NewProfilePic

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA walking around their apartment today while it’s 60° outside:

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA this week:

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

Me explaining My bf trying to
the Adam Levine watch Monday
mistress drama Night Football

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

what if we kissed on the vegetable shelf

[adult swim @adultswim]

RIP Jak Knight

[Samuel Braslow @SamBraslow]

Happening now: Students at Micheltorena Elementary School in Silverlake, California, staging a walkout in support of gun control.

Students chant, “Save kids, not guns.”

[New York Post @nypost]

Guns now leading cause of death for American children, CDC says https://t.co/jZhD2XaGSx

[Sloand @Sloandd]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[coco @daddyluver69]

i hate LA so much this white girl spilled her entire drink on me last night and when i confronted her she said “you’re so brave. i’m listening and learning”

[New York Post @nypost]

LA Mayor Eric Garcetti says he 'held breath' for maskless photo with Magic Johnson https://t.co/rPYAaMyDqV

[Sloand @Sloandd]

Wordle 229 3/6

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This is a lot for me today

[Sandeep Sharma @Sandeep61753655]

elliot: rue isn’t sober
jules:😮
rue, all the time:
#Euphoria