Maybe: Allison

You can call me Al

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

There’s nothing more sobering than taking an uber home at 4am and the driver says “good morning”

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@bknorris9 @DreadedJai Doesn’t the metro go straight there? 😭

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@thewheatgerm

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@pqdres That is a 5 star man!!!

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@imoteda @chistweetss The mom asking to send a private plane for the police to pick her daughter up in told me everything I needed to know 😭

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

There should be a setting on Pinterest called “please don’t show me wedding content anymore, I’m married now and if I have to look at one more flower bud vase table arrangement you’ll trigger my PTSD”

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@offbeatorbit On the club floor 😪

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@mrswamsbsgans

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@kylietcheung Younger!!

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

at 14 i chose arctic monkeys as my forever band and alex turner has never let me down. some of you simply cannot relate

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@ali_sivi Idk the path might be too reckless

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

I wish there was a way to let the fat bears know that I love them all despite having to ultimately choose one

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

Me when I want to talk about Jet Lag the Game

[Nick Lindquist @nick_lindquist]

Amazing out of context frame

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@JillianKay03 @notcapnamerica My dream date. Cute.

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

Sansa Stark

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

who do the jonas brothers owe money to

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@offbeatorbit Julian Casablancas was 22 and Albert Hammond Jr. was 19 when they made Is This It

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

@VernonAndOn Jeremiah Johnson honorable mention

[Dr. Marte @Badgers_44]

How do I get sports on my TL again

[♡ @zarazlut]

PUT RESPECT IN HER NAME

[⚭ gaby ✧ @bbatphone]

guy who has heard ten arctic monkeys songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know

guy who has heard 100 am songs: you gotta listen to a beneath the boardwalk demo that was recorded on a nokia in 2001

guy who has heard 1000 am songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know