Josh Ojala

Fluctuating between 8 and 80 years old at any given moment.

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Pandora just played me an ad for a dating site called Fubar.

Coincidentally, this is also an accurate description of my own dating life.

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@Mariners

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Drink thief.

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatrickJWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.

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@EsotericCD

[Woody P, WBS®️ @woodypanama]

Image has been released of the Special Forces soldier who bet on ops.

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Me on my way to talk him out of it:

[Grace @graceyldn]

If you thought 2026 couldn’t get any worse, in full Nick Knowles midlife-crisis style, Damien Lewis has decided to release an album.

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The bats in Seattle really are cursed.

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Slight malfunction upon reveal…

Ichiro laughed it off, and the bat is in the process of being moved upright.

“I didn’t think Mariano would come out here and break the bat.”

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Three home run robberies in one game is the kind of thing you’ll probably never see again in your life. Hard to even be mad about it.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

JO ADELL WHAT JUST HAPPENED

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Man, same.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Trump says Iran's new Supreme Leader Mujtaba Khamenei is alive in 'some form' but 'is damaged'

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I dunno if Hamnet is gonna be Best Picture, but I don’t know what serious argument could be made that Jessie Buckley shouldn’t win Best Actress.

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Also, Firefly dialogue was fun in 2002 but Whedon-speak has now infected every movie since the first Avengers was a huge hit. It’s tiring now. I don’t want a revival of something I like to induce eye-rolls.

Just let this little gem exist in its moment in time.

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I love Firefly but this is a terrible idea.

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Nathan Fillion teases that a 'Firefly' announcement is coming March 15

It's widely speculated to be a reboot with the original cast

(via IG | https://t.co/EwFaIFGFUp)

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The show aired *24 years ago*. Everybody’s too old for those roles. Two characters are dead. One *actor* is dead. Joss Whedon’s been (appropriately) Me Too’d. Hollywood won’t hire somebody with Adam Baldwin’s politics. It’s a dead letter.

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@EsotericCD The last time we fielded the F4 was as a target drone platform; literally we considered it useful only as something to practice blowing up. We even retired it from *that* role a decade ago.

So sure, send it up, I guess.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

THE GREEKS ARE FIGHTING THE PERSIANS I REPEAT THE GREEKS ARE FIGHTING THE PERSIANS

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Probably, yeah

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Doing a grocery run, might invade Gaul later, idk.

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Enrico Fermi:

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

NEWS🚨: New evidence suggests Earth is trapped in a void 2 billion light-years wide

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The perfect woman doesn’t exi-

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

Fun fact: Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano and poses with wheels of cheese

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@neontaster Me, a Mass Effect fan: