Helen Speed

Aspirational time keeper and inspirational fitness failure

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@MrNigelThompson @StagecoachCNL I think all the buses with a roof were stuck in snow drifts! It was a very cool journey 😎

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@RiderDWC @StagecoachCNL Yes

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@StagecoachCNL Awesome work from the 555 driver tonight to get us into Kendal. I even forgive you for sending an open-topped bus for my journey from Lancaster 🤣

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@SkyNewsBreak yep it's snowing on my open-topped bus in Kendal. Reckon all the ones with roofs are stuck in Ambleside

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@BBCBreaking

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Dear @StagecoachCNL it is now snowing in the 555. Open-topped bus not acceptable, even if it is supposed to be grim up north.

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Dear @StagecoachCNL it is now snowing in the 555. Open-topped bus not acceptable, even if it is supposed to be grim up north.

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@StagecoachCNL the temperature is 0°c outside. On the top of the open-topped 555 from Lancaster to Kendal, the wind chill makes it a bloody sight colder. There's no room downstairs as everyone who can fit down there is packing it out. I want my £2 back!

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@cumbriaopera Loved your performance this afternoon! Well done to all!

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So @BBCSounds you've published 5 episodes of Death May Surprise Us. But there are 6. Please can we have the final one?

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Dear @plusnet Please deactivate the voicemail on my landline. It is telling people that my mailbox is full (it isn't) and I can't switch it off online. I tried online and now I am getting alarming messages about errors and product changes being in progress. Help!

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@SouthLakelandDC Several trees blown over at the end of Queen Katherine St. precariously propped. Hazardous to pedestrians, cyclists and nearby house.

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@timfarron Badgers are a protected species but it doesn’t feel that way! I’ve supported @wildlifetrusts calling for a faster end to the cull. Will you support me & back badgers too? #standupforbadgers @timfarron https://t.co/I7tuMJXgJt

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@HJBrooke And the biomedical scientists!

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@ChasingSticks @BarbieReports they're talking about football...

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@TealBeckHouse @AnchorHanover @JudithKidder Happy birthday Judith's mum!! Xx

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Hurrah for the Netherlands! https://t.co/KUcd78xuLp

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Sunshine at last! https://t.co/CluFJTy9Re

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Random taxes https://t.co/fA9PVFeKIG

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The Dead Centre https://t.co/Jh7f4RBa4I

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Failing to visit Schokland https://t.co/7gWBqjYq34