Ryan

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@IGN As a Sony fanboy that has absolutely no intention of buying an Xbox or playing Halo, I hope it’s absolutely mind-blowing. Why anyone would ‘want’ something to fail is beyond me. You don’t have to play it or enjoy it, but let other people have it. I hope it’s incredible.

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

Selling x3 #AEW #ForbiddenDoor tickets below face value due to change of circumstances. Gutted I can’t go anymore. Selling through the official #O2London @AXS_UK app #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEWLondon

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

Nobody wants to pay 70 odd quid to come and watch you Anthony Taylor, you narcissistic bald cunt

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@Rico__Bandito @helldivers2 So sick man

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

HIT THE MUSIC

UP THE VILLA

[The Villa Podcast @TheVillaPodcast]

New Villa crest looks slick

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@AVFCOfficial @AVFCSupport @chrisheck76 that new leaked badge is an actual embarrassment. Years of suggested change only to end up with a worse version of what we already had? Sort yourselves out because you’re currently a laughing stock.

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@chrisheck76 What the fuck is this

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

The free weekend trial of COD starts off with an unskippable cutscene of their shitty 3 hour campaign and I can’t help but laugh at how out of touch this company is

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@DavidBHayter justice for snek

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@CapitalOfficial When are you guys changing your name to Olivia Rodrigo FM? 5 times in 2 hours ffs 😂

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

@_SamMarriott Can’t wait to activate that buy back clause in 2 years

[Triple H @TripleH]

Just received a call from WWE Hall of Famer Mike Rotunda who informed us of the tragic news that our WWE family member for life Windham Rotunda - also known as Bray Wyatt - unexpectedly passed earlier today. Our thoughts are with his family and we ask that everyone respect their privacy at this time.

[Ryan @Slothicus_]

That might be the worst wrestling match I’ve ever watched

[videos that boost your mental health @cheerfulclips]

His patience is unlimited

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

You might have spotted us on @RishiSunak’s roof.

We knew:
- He wasn’t in
- How to climb up safely
- How not to cause damage

Rishi knows that new oil and gas:
- Won’t lower bills
- Won’t give us energy security
- Will wreck the climate

#StopRosebank #NoNewOil #Greenpeace

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Adam Cole was never promoted to the WWE main roster because he was considered "too short" and the only ideas they had for him was to be a fucking bald manager.

Fast forward to 2023, he is main eventing the largest attended pro wrestling show of all-time.

[Author Brandon J. Morehouse, querying @BrandonMorehous]

Not sure if i could pull this off but i would sure as fuck try

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

Fan art | Metal Gear Solid - Gray Fox

Artist: @ffffcoffee

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Lying little prick…

Sunak tells LBC listeners that the NHS waiting lists are caused by doctors striking.

So you know…

The waiting list was at 4 million pre-pandemic

It’s now at 7 million

And yet he’s blaming this on fewer than 10 days of strike action.

Unreal.

[Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor]

The 9 most creative social media ads I've collected this week:

1. World Wildlife Foundation