Samantha Thomasson

Y’all... you seriously can’t make some of this up.

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

@WDBJ7 Absolutely not. There is a reason we have been there for so long.

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

If your sports bra has cleavage, you and I are different people. #therewouldbeaslip #bouncepainisreal

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

I am ‘styles are coming back around’ old... #30ish

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

The only reason to look back is to see how far you’ve GROWN. #hellyeah #petalchurch @onepeloton @alextoussaint25

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

@UberFacts Good game

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

Progress not perfection. #justsoimclear

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

@UberFacts Sense of humor and someone’s eyes.

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

@TFLN LL Bean monogram backpack #southernMuch

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

@UberFacts #facts I had one pregnant. I wished for death.

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

Have you ever thought of an excellent come back while driving and considered restarting the argument to use it? #decisions

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

The guy who got caught streaking at the #SuperBowl had a cute butt. #ISaidWhatISaid

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

I am walking down to go ride my #peloton and I overheard my husband tell my daughter “Mommy wasn’t fluffy until she had you.” #burn #mykidcalledmefluffy

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

If the other kids in my daughters class talk as much as she does, I would be a drunk teacher by noon. #godblessteachers #teamnopatience

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

Taking technology away from your children is more of a punishment for you. #sendhelp #sassyspawn

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

Any other parents thinking their kid has split personalities after attempting to homeschool them for the last several months? #janeblack

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

@DaronVaught #same

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

There is an absolute #stigma around getting #covid. You almost immediately feel like one of the lepers from Ben Hur. #sorryforgettinggroceries

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

#covid has taken some friendships to new levels. We now talk about wills and medical directives... #thanksCovid #NoVent

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

Today I am thankful for growing up in the 90’s when smoking with the windows up was acceptable. It has prepared me for the unfortunate side effects of #covid. I constantly think my 6 yr old is lighting up. #facepalm

[Samantha Thomasson @Slucky16]

Today I sent my husband upstairs with the two screaming children. Byee #noregrets #🤧thankscovid