Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT)

Just a guy, private in the Stugotz army, parody/troll account.

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

@LindseyGrahamSC

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@fiago7 I live 45 mins away. Easier for me to enjoy on TV for free than pay $450 for the three of us to attend, plus parking and concessions.

We’d have gone if the prices were $300 or less all in ($50-$60 tickets + parking + concessions).

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

@BlackLabelAdvsr @SoCalGoulah8 You spelled Fort Worth wrong, but we forgive you.

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It’s crazy that @JmoSmooth13 gets on here and reports accounts.

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Awww, lil bitch coward boy @ScottPresler blocked my other account because I said he’s never made a woman cum.

Poor little fella.

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@GEN80 For what? He’s dead and defamation suits can only be brought by the aggrieved party.

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@TxSportsHub It’s a Ft Worth address. Panther City is better in my opinion.

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@badg_er @NickSattele Those work great for very specific applications. Updating an intersection isn’t one of those. Too many ADA ramps and other issues. Easier and way cheaper to just do it by hand.

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

@ThatCroatianGuy That you should get in an MLS Academy

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@historyinmemes El Hombre de Los Moleculo

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@puckhead48e @stuholden They don’t pay me enough to break up fights between HS kids.

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

@crazypills3 @Knightengale We drive from our home to either downtown FW and take the TRE over or go to a station in outlying areas and ride the DART into town for most events we go to in Dallas as we hate traffic and enjoy the simplicity of transit.

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@qmartinez @ByIvanPalacios @CallerSports As soon as that fan is on the field, as a referee im abandoning that game and letting the UIL sort it out.

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@JesseKellyDC I dunno Jesse, I dropped 3 loads inside 3 women last night over the course of 5 hours. None of them are getting pregnant.

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

@Estleton12 @WHalfling @_Peter_Cook But we get to decide what our response to their response is, correct?

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

He did what?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Seal slaps kayaker with an octopus

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

@truechief10 @janieblack19 @KCTenants So you’re saying the team never gave a shit about you in the first place if they would rather move than build their own stadium in KC?

[Blue Monkey (PARODY ACCOUNT) @Slumberjack07]

It should be

[Mike the Lummox | Podcast Host, Former SMB owner @Mikethelummox]

Is it normal for a homeowner to ask a contractor for a COI? This is the first time I’ve ever been asked lol

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@chernobelskiy We need both, and should be facilitating that as much as possible.

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@BaseballQuotes1 Cranked