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Sick person. Propagandized fool.

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@christapeterso @JEllulz former 14y/o here, can confirm

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@CartoonsHateHer @Shenanigans_luv If anyone's cooking it's the guy wearing a skin suit when it's 100° out

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@CantEverDie electric cars windmills solar panels lol

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@SzMarsupial Just wait till he orders a ream of legal size 🙃

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Shout-out to all who tried out the new BMX track, especially the bros who brought the complimentary cruiser bikes from the hotel 🤣

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@GarrettPetersen lol have the cops tried it out yet?

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@punished_stu Limo? More line a '67 Vette!

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For months I've been blocking every ad I see on here and it's finally paying off!

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Experiment how long Chiitan can endure if roll with a crane.

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@PO4Cascade @wtyppod Me: Googles something mining-related

Ads for the next ~week: THE GRIZZLY VALLEY MINE IS AN EXCELLENT ENVIRONMENTAL STEWARD THAT HAS PASSED ALL INSPECTIONS AND DEFINITELY HAS NOT BEEN DUMPING TOXIC WASTE IN THE GRIZZLY RIVER

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@AmandiOnAir That would make one party that it dawns on.

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@who_shot_jgr His running mate: The radioactive (?) mouse that lives in EBR-1 (No Milkshake NO NO NO NOOO)

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@HannahPosted Reminds me of all the "whelp, I guess we're more sexist than racist" hot takes after the 2008 Dem primary

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@garbitchman And don't get me started on trying to explain to the teacher why the stairs only took up a 3' square in the corner

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@garbitchman Reminds me of high school drafting class. First assignment: Measure your house, make a floorplan.

Turns out the stone walls of my parents' 1850s farmhouse taper from 3' to 1' on the inside, so the top floor is a foot wider than the bottom floor, which AutoCAD did NOT like.

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@ShotgunWillard @YIMBYLAND Yeah, there's a free train that goes directly from the parking lot to the terminal. (if you live in the apartments directly below the runway, it's $16/45 minutes/3 transfers)

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@defensemint When "A Country Boy Can Survive" comes on at rural bars around here, folks nod solemnly at "he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life."

I'm like, he could've just handed over the $43 and been fine, right?

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@RadishHarmers Elderly couple downsizing to make room for a young family is Good, Actually

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@motiblackart Yeah, it shouldn't matter whether you're autistic or not. General anti-bullying programs would have huge benefits for undiagnosed ND and even NT kids.

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@StansaidAirport You think that's bad, you should've seen the disaster when we had him across the pond for 4th of July fireworks

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@StansaidAirport You used to see those everywhere - Sadly, most were scrapped when they switched over to diesel airliners that had a reverse gear.