Slumzy

22 year old Xbox (and occasionally PC) gamer, house vibe lover & sleep enthusiast from Bexley

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@kailos321 @JustEatUK @joelycett

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Got McDonalds delivery from @JustEatUK. We waited outside at delivery ETA. No driver. 20 minutes later we called to be told delivery attempted (it wasn’t), and told we can only receive a 50% refund for no food... WTF?! Only using @UberEats from now on...

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@kailos321 @JustEatUK @financialombuds @BBCWatchdog

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@sarahLloydwill1 Halo 3 <3

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@Uber_Support Well done, you tried to help me with an issue that wasn’t even yours, before Just Eat sorted it on the phone!

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@JustEatUK It’s sorted now. But your staff tried to only give us a 50% refund until we insisted that they were breaching the Sales Of Goods Act 1979. How many people’s money have you stolen illegally?

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@mrjamesob also a question: Why on any card speedometer does it go up to 160mph when most cars can barely reach 120mph?

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@mrjamesob Stephen, Bexley - It was also debunked recently that the tastebuds on the tongue for different tastes are distributed evenly and NOT in sections. Sorry not sorry!

[Anonymous @OpDeathEaters]

AG Barr announced hours later that US Attorney Berman is “stepping down” and being replaced by SEC chair Jay Clayton (who used to represent Deutsche Bank, which is under an ongoing criminal investigation by SDNY) as US Attorney for SDNY. #opdeatheaters https://t.co/qSFssqgE23

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Mate the sound system is shitter than Pure Beach Club Zante...

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Last week there was no mention of ‘a small minority’ when it was a very small minority. This week it’s ‘a small minority’ when in fact it was anything but.

[Scott Duncan @ScottDuncan88]

@VICEUK The PR team at Lucozade right now

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Who radicalised them?

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

British media reporting on the Black Lives Matter protests tomorrow. 🗞🤦🏽‍♂️

[Specialist Firearms Command MPS @MPSFirearms]

#SCO19 Trojan Proactive Unit #TPU officers recognised a suspicious vehicle with links to crime in the @MPSBarnet area. The vehicle made off & was pursued before being stopped by officers, minimising ongoing risk to the public whilst apprehending the driver for numerous offences.

[Greenwich MPS @MPSGreenwich]

Our team from @MPSCldharbourRG found out about a 5 year old who had to cancel his birthday party due to #Covid19.

They happened to be in the area today so paid him a birthday surprise.

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@ocarroll_cian Think this is the most sense you’ve ever made

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I heard that the UK will be going into lockdown Friday from two very good sources.. 😯

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

Yo, @InfinityWard... 👀