Slowking Thoughts

💭Head Enpty💭

[🩵🖤BR1Ë 🖤🩵 @poisonXrogue]

“Comeback story” for a man who is accused of sexually assaulting like 30 women. 😐

[Slowking Thoughts @SlungKing37]

There’s gonna be so much Deshaun Watson propaganda this week ahead of TNF. 26+ cases erased from memory for throwing <150 yds

[Zach🥭 @Shemars_shooter]

I’m begging the nfl media to stop trying to rehabilitate Deshaun Watson arguably the single most vile person to put on a jersey in nfl history

[Slowking Thoughts @SlungKing37]

“We will expel the warmongers” MFER YOU STARTED A WAR!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Angel Reese has been named AP Defensive Player of the Year.

(https://t.co/K20QP7LiUA)

[SleeperBrowns @SleeperBrowns]

Nick Chubb's favorite memory as a Cleveland Brown:

"It was great to beat Pittsburgh in the playoffs"

(h/t @AndrewSiciliano)
(📽️: @NFL)
#DawgPound

[kyama @kyamawebb23]

"A superpower is dying by suicide because the Republican congress is too cowardly to stand up to to the mad king. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever."
Heather Cox Richardson.

[Slowking Thoughts @SlungKing37]

Imagine your Pokémon fainting to bubble. Embarrassing!

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

I promise you are NOT ready for what happens in this ad.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Nick Chubb is returning to Cleveland to sign a one-day contract and retire as a Brown.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Ultimately no matter how much we win by in 2026 I consider this year kinda a failure.

Voters don’t hate trump for his attacks on democracy or rampant corruption, but for high gas prices and lack of deflation, the same thing that got us into this mess

[Joe “Elite” Flacco @joeflaccoburner]

Carlie Irsay-Gordon needs to stop being a FAKE NFL OWNER (on the sideline, engaged, taking notes on her team) and start being a REAL NFL OWNER (soliciting prostitutes in rural Ohio)

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[Aunty Kitty @wake_up_girl_3]

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

Jameis/ Skattebo backfield gotta be the lowest combined SAT scores in NFL history

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The Browns win and Deshaun looked halfway competent against a team with implosion potential in the Buccaneers.

This might legitimately be worst case scenario for Browns fans.

[Bearded Browns @Bearded_Browns]

God sees Deshawn Watson playing a competent game for the #Browns

[Slowking Thoughts @SlungKing37]

God witnessed DeShaun Watson almost winning a game and had to stop that shit with lightning immediately

[Slowking Thoughts @SlungKing37]

@ESPNCleveland A tall Browns WR wearing #12? I’ve seen this before

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

WATSON TO BOSTON 55 YARD TD 🔥🔥🔥🔥