Rellibrations

wag wan

[birdbath @birdbath]

Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though

[Rellibrations @SlushBurner]

@AlanRMacLeod It’s really is crazy that you don’t know where MetLife Stadium

[JP @jpbrammer]

[me immediately after Plato anxiously proposes the concept of the world of forms] this dude thinks beds borrow their bedness from bed world LMAO

[David Hines @hradzka]

we got more St. Augustine before THE WINDS OF WINTER

[May Winter @MSugma71483]

Nietzscheans: “Christianity is a slave religion.”

Also Nietzscheans: “My serf great-grandmother from some fog-drenched Slavic backwater wasn’t even Christian but a pagan who sacrificed chickens to Tang Tang Sahur, all while being ruled over by a Christian Tsar, so checkmate.”

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Logan Dobson @LoganDobson]

"The pope's brother attended the gladiatorial combat held to commemorate the empire's 250th anniversary" is the kind of fun fact you'd hear in a history podcast and go "huh, wild"

[Rellibrations @SlushBurner]

Beers were made to drink, pants were made to be pissed

[Rellibrations @SlushBurner]

#NewProfilePic

[Rellibrations @SlushBurner]

@J_Swish24 Hey Swish, first time caller long time listener, did you ever go float the river near San Marcos? Got too drunk while floating in 2017 and almost drowned. Good times

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

The last thing a Roman saw before being slimed out in Teutoburg Forest

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The secret war against the yetis rages on

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I think a giant imperial military blob with an unwieldy and overfunded warfare state making catastrophic tactical decisions by misusing expensive equipment in unsuitable conditions is among the most believable things in that entire movie

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Rellibrations @SlushBurner]

Baseball is the most beautiful game in America and it’s not even close. No other sport has this type of shit. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

[College Ballparks @CollegeBallpark]

Field Dimensions for 2026 #NCAA Regional Hosts

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

We need hear nothing more from this man. He is dead to me. He should be dead to all of us.

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

(beaming with pride): one 24oz beer to drink on the bus please

cashier: i told you man you don't gotta tell me where you're drinking it