Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit

Once drank 16 beers in 48 minutes. 18-0 Street fighter 2 TKOs 4 submissions. Bitch Respecter. habitual bedwetter. Wii Bowling pro. 796 credit score. hog cranker

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@RivalDoubloon69 Jirk, we need to #shrink

[Jirk Nowitzki @RivalDoubloon69]

My buddy is so trash 🤣

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@RomeOdunzeMuse Nah it’s rigged

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@RoryTaney @enjoyer_liberty Feel like he may be closer to 5’11.. all of these seem a little exaggerated just enough to be believable. It’s like I’m looking at a high school football roster.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@NFL_DovKleiman First that comes to mind for me is Deshaun Watson

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

53 year old coworker broke up with his girlfriend bc she made him choose between her or beer. He had a new gf within a week. Saw a pic of the new & honestly? Not bad. #would. This is a level of DAWG that is inherited. Can’t teach this stuff. He might be able to walk on water.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@EeeOsborne That’s easy.. heroin

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@DailyNoud @LosPollosTV

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

Tonight we counter the catching meat epidemic with cockmaxxing!

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@IowaSpanks Tell Luke Combs to save some pussy for the rest of us, breach and execute Tavion. Best of luck solider.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@LosPollosTV How did your gastric bypass go big guy?

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@BellaBaddie__ For me, penis

[Kyler Murray @K1]

Skol.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is signing a one-year deal with the Vikings, per sources. Murray now will become part of a QB room that includes former No. 10 overall pick J.J. McCarthy.

With Murray already owed $36.8 million from Arizona, his one-year contract with the Vikings will be for the veteran league minimum.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

With all these fake fuckin fans i just want to put it on the record that I will be enlisting to the United States Marine Corps if they win.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

She’s retarded.

[The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly]

I just cannot fucking believe this happened today. This entire administration is filled with morons

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I wonder who his favorite player is.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

Thank you, AI lesbian lady!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE SUPER BOWL LXI LOGO IS HERE 🎈

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@Swany8 The worst part about an NDSU football fan is when the game is over and they change into their UND hockey jersey

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@FT_Merchant05 Steph and LeBron have won so many championships with no help. The entire league needs to build super teams to stop them.

[Eugene “vagitarian” Triscuit @basedcracker69]

@FT_Merchant05 I���m a Golden State Warriors fan and I think it’s safe to say this would ruin the league and make it unwatchable. They’ve been to 2 straight WCF. How much help does Ant need? 2012 Heat & my Warriors have the only 2 legitimate championship teams since 2000.