Slushi

Splatoon player || Professional Callieposter !! || Follow me for banger xeets i totally post stuff

[Slushi @Slushisquid]

It's 10 years since Splatoon released for the Wii U... So I've made this to celebrate くコ:彡
[ #Splatoon #Splatoon10thAnniversary ]

[bella @etrnalsandglass]

fuck i thought this was just something i picked up from the internet i didn’t realize i lived in the dawg zone

[otto @ottoeatsplywood]

first person in history that would rather live in North Carolina than their own country

[Sei | Ichigo's one and only husband @HndsmKakigori]

indonesian artist, pls start charging foreigners your usual local price but change the currency from IDR to USD without conversion

half body 500K USD 🫵

[Pep @peepsiicann]

Trying to figure out blue compass in splatoon raiders

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

England when theres absolutely nothing on the line

[Rakeem “Doesn’t Celebrate” Christmas, M.D. @GoCuse2013]

Absolutely despicable drip from the lads at chick-fil-A today. #mypleasure

[Beethoven @ludwigvangag]

*me trying to change my password*

old password: chop ho
new password: mozart

‘ERROR: PASSWORD CANNOT BE THE SAME’ https://t.co/wrSxqmZRfk

[eliza @wlscarah]

in ap lang we had an assignment where we read past exam essays and guessed what they scored and this one became a biblical text in my friend group for years

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Federal government writing treaties in the 1880s:

[Brianna Benozich @BenozichBrianna]

I love that Twitter is treating these weird boomer Nancy comics like Greg and his dad reading Little Cutie

[Aron Pellegrino @its_justpan]

Omg everyone happy pride

#tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #tadcart

[☆✮𝐴𝑙𝑡𝑤𝑦𝑙𝑒𝑟✮☆. 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @altwyler]

Estarei doando meu útero pra primeira transfem que quiser

[jacob paris ▲ @jacobmparis]

a spanish friend once suggested we play "One" (accidentally overtranslating Uno)

[cloudy ☁️ @cloudyweatheryy]

"him"... we're larping cats now

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[aranarsenii🏳️‍⚧️ @senia_soft]

you can make any brush this way by pressing ONE BUTTON

[snips 🍃🐉🫖 @snips_vt]

Oh my god... this is beautiful...

[Team Meat @SuperMeatBoy]

Happy pride! If pride month bothers you we really do not care.