Sam Lynch

Game dev from 🇬🇧, living in 🇩🇪
Respect the rainbow 🏳️‍🌈
Opinions do not reflect that of my employer, but possibly of my cats.

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Too real.

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Apache: I support open-source
MIT: I don't care about open-source
All rights reserved: Fuck open-source

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

I just published `tf2-rtp-calculator`; an open-source CLI application for simulating lootbox openings on @TeamFortress, to calculate per-lootbox RTP.

Spoiler alert: The highest RTP I saw on newer lootboxes is 21%...

npm: https://t.co/6owirsUFrP
Github: https://t.co/CsS46vWkuy

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Venus rotates so slowly on its axis that its day is longer than its year.

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

It'd never happen, but think just how hilarious it would be if GTA6 announced a March release date... and they had to delay again.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Assassin’s Creed Shadows now releases March 20, 2025.

[Simon's Cat 🐾 @SimonsCat]

Merry Christmas! 🌟

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Shhh...

No one tell them that's how every "choose 1" thing works 😂

[Eurogamer @eurogamer]

Pokémon TCG Pocket pack picking mechanics all an illusion, fan suggests https://t.co/fk1xUx6jhY

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Only just found out @thebandGHOST covered Genesis' "Jesus He Knows Me"?? The crossover I never knew I wanted 😂
https://t.co/8AtX05bKRg

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

@ar453a @stephanschamp @notnotzecoxao There may not be customs but there are international checks. I had a mishap earlier this year with medicinal cannabis from Italy (EU) to Germany (also EU) being seized at the border and them (attempting to) fine me. And sadly negligence/being unaware is still a punishable offence

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

I bet he plays Venice.

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Mark Zuckerberg reckons he's a Civ 'grandmaster'

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

And Las Vegas was a blast, of course #G2E

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Spent a couple nights in New York ahead of #G2E

[Resident Evil @RE_Games]

September 28th, daylight...

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

@CaptainBinky Was coincidentally feeling an itch for a fantasy RPG; wishlisted! 🙏

[Triple H @TripleH]

This building is rumbling... Berlin is already getting LOUD. #WWEBash

[GIULIA ＝ ジュリア @giulia0221g]

I'm here to see you. @roxanne_wwe

#NXTNoMercy #WWENXT

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Highlight of the night, the return of Der Ringsprecher Ludwig Kaiser 😂🇩🇪 #Wwe

[Steve Gordon @stebuu]

@SwiftOnSecurity Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

Or perhaps more appropriately, JAA! 🇩🇪

[Sam Lynch @Slynch2203]

YEAH! #SmackDown #WWEBash