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syzygyst in training-PHd in contrarianism

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@baseballinpix Yaz, Loooooie, and Fisk, no uniform??

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@LauraChapin @DessaBlake Is that cobalt mined by non aborted African children, so you can use the batteries on your phone to advise of the potential flight delays due to extra aircraft cleaning delays on this busy travel holiday???

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@DoctorTurtleboy @CllrKendraLara And we thought James Michael Curley was bad 😳

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@FredBaker2023 @Morbidful Arlo Guthrie, Woody’s son

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@brown_eyed_gal1 True, I drink a morning pot, have a coffee grinds omelette, with a side of dark roasted beans in my home fries.. then do my morning dump.
😳😳😳😳😳😎😂

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@JasonMajere @JohnCleese No John lives on the beautiful tropical shores of the Caribbean tax haven of Nevis.

2 American wives got his $$$, the last in Santa Barbara, close to where Megs n Harry reside.

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@HStenstad @JohnCleese Hold kjeft, bekymre deg for Norge. Sverige er nå voldtektshovedstaden i Nord-Europa. Se på øst, ikke vest

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@nickcyclopedia @JohnCleese May we suggest some fine comedic tele for you to watch
Fawlty Towers
S1 E6
The Germans (Fire Drill)

Edited, or original unedited version, you decide.

Then trot off to Westminster find the grave of Ballard Berkeley and piss on it.

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@JohnCleese Why doan cha pop down ta V’s Courtyard in CTown John.
Takin a Red Stripe a two, for dee mahngoh festeevul
Ya guts da coin tah do so, cuz Neevyun tax be in da constitooshun as low mun

🥭 🌴

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@t4mtumblr @NathanMCline74 @davidhogg111

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@JackPosobiec Do it like Tiananmen

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@davidhogg111 Oh so happy for the survivor of Holmberg Rd & Coral Springs Dr. ztup ztup ztup ztup

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@davidhogg111 His first ejaculation will be added to the periodic table as an unstable radioactive ☢️ element
😳

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@HillaryClinton tnuC tnuC tnuC

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@walterkirn The human body has 4 cheeks to slap.

2 for ire, and forgiveness.

2 for kink, and for giving.

😎

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@walterkirn RFK:
Sick of Joe, and the glass ceiling whore. Vote RFK in 24

Biden:
Malarky, Corn Pop, true story pal, and more.
Vote like Ike in .. you know the thing .

Trump:
Bigly, Covfefe, fake news, no more.
Vote me, so Joe’s ass hits the effin door

😎

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@AdamSchiff ztuP ztuP gnikcuf a si nam sihT

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@davidhogg111 ztuP ztuP gnikcuf a si nam sihT

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@emzorbit @ChrisMurphyCT ztuP ztuP gnikcuf a si nam sihT

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No regard for gender on this one

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@ChrisMurphyCT ztuP ztuP gnikcuf a si nam sihT

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