Smack Woodwork

But i dont gotta. The flag I've never served, on my stopsign a few yards from where i Live Large on my golf course you bought me.

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resolution for 2013: steal more from the citizens and give it to . . . us! didnt say it was original

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what is the difference between smack w and @FakeKeithOlson? one is a lying moron that cannot spell moron, and the other one is just smack

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i will miss him in a weird way, like the aunt who hugs a little too long, leaves a big lipstick smudge, but brings you fun toys and gifts.

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Olson is so dumb that i am better off not looking like i even know him, much less support him. on the other hand, he makes me look smarter.

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I cannot lose in this city election. Johnson is with me, but gun'n for my cheez job, and Olson is so dumb . . . how dumb is he?

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tish is supporting olson now. No i meant in the election with selfserving rhetoric. not just his weight. #beenhere10yearsjonnycomelatelys

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why shouldnt KO claim to be a Texas Ranger @FractalBob1 ? He has been pretending to be a city councilman for two years

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ohh man, i am so tired of all this public scrutiny of our actions and inactions. well gotta go get ready to fool and fleece the taxpayers

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@TheDailyShow speaking of twitters check this insanity http://t.co/ljgxYtlc I parody Huntsville's Mayor. official oppression anyone?

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What the heck, Ronnie? If we dont pump our well water into Elkins Lake, then we cant say we dont have enough in the aquifer. hellooo!?

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watch it @DonnaPinon lunch with @KTrNewman could be a felony if you make fun of any of us "right people" ow, it is just a misdemeanor

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agenda item: Presentation, discussion and possible action to adopt the US Constitution and make it applicable in Huntsville. #justkidding

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Finally! As Mayor I got Huntsville national attention. All press is good press. PT Barnum. Shut up Keith! Stupid is as Stupid Does. FGump

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and back by popular demand . . . its my dick in a box, yeah yeah

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Just saw my page (this page) on KBTX. Maybe i will run for state rep. #moveoverbenbiusnoonelikesyouanyway

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then again, Senator Byrd's dog Billie has better math skills than Olson. And better facail hair. And muuuch better breath. #whatskeitheat

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can we call you "future councilmember" @FakeScudder ? Looking forward to your help on the deficit. guessing your math skills beat Olson's

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and that rough blonde is even hotter than every female at city hall

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watching the vp debate reminds me of Huntsville city council. Naah, Ryan's tie is smarter than Olson, & Biden is more honest than Johnson

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I know why you deserve it @PhonyDonJohnson Hosea 8:7. Hometown huntsville and your vicious lies come to mind #2010