Fake Keith Olson

Elected to council in '10, moved to Huntsville in '11. Raised taxes in '11, '12, '13, '15 (Page not affiliated w/ Huntsville Councilman Keith Olson)

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

My heart goes out to @JebBush. I know what it's like to lose despite endless use of your daddy's money. #gop #SCPrimary

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

.@FakeKeithOlson this wouldn't have had happened if you had spent more time showing up and less time in @TishHumpMeHTX's mouth. #Humphrey

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

Sorry about your Ravenwood investment, dad. #WhoOwnsRavenwood

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

Well, my daddy's money and guzzling @PhonyDonJohnson's cum didn't make us victorious tonight. Tough night for Democrats. #feelthebern

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

I hear there's a debate tonight... I'll probably just go to BWW with my honey. I've never shown up to one before, why start now? #Huntsville

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

Hey Bearkats! While youre in Houston for #BOTPW2K15, stay there. Or, at the very least, your voices. No room for them in Huntsville. #shsu

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

@HoustonianSHSU you can just tweet me questions. I'd prefer to not waste my time on students. #shsu

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

@HoustonianSHSU and once you're finished with your carnival, go tf home. And FOR GOD'S SAKE don't vote! #NameDroppingGOPJesus #shsu

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

I'm honestly running for mayor so I can sit closer to @TishHumpMeHTX. She gives the best under-the-table handies. #HuntsVillains

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

WHY DO YOU CARE IF I RAISED YOUR TAXES 20% SINCE TAKING OFFICE?! YOU HAVE A BUFFALO WILD WINGS NOW. STFU. #Huntsville #SHSU

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

@HuntsvilleItem last time I tried finger painting during an election I almost lost to a 21 y/o Democrat. Y'all aren't gonna get me this time

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

@HuntsvilleItem he's taking time off to help with my mayoral race. Trust me, I'm a republican. Don't look at my voting history, though.

[Emily Binetti @EmilyBinetti]

@FakeKeithOlson Olsen doesn't know the difference between "cities" and "city's". Check out the bio he wrote: http://t.co/BDztdmG1tM

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

@EmilyBinetti I stand by calling it a her & I'd make sweet love to her if shed let me be mayor. I'm so glad I moved here after I was elected

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

@EmilyBinetti just be happy I finally learned to read and write.

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

If someone wanted to be speaker, would they hold it against me that they never voted until I voted for myself? Asking for a friend #boehner

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

Kim Davis is in the runnin' to be my new honey. #honeyonloan #DoILookChristianYet?

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

Guess who's got 2 thumbs, a third grade reading level, and is running for mayor? #thisguy #huntsville

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

BREAKING FROM @HuntsvilleItem: Olson's Mayoral campaign suffers casualty. RIP @olsonmustache.

[Fake Keith Olson @FakeKeithOlson]

For Halloween, I dont dress up. I play pretend all year long. Just read my campaign stuff. #whoownsravenwood