Olson's Mustache

obviously im not keith olsons mustache but i have a sense of humor of my own

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Must unfollow that @brandonKscott kid. He tweets too much. But keep up the good work in the item.

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@brandonKscott I do. Keep up the good work kid. You ain't a true @HuntsvilleItem reporter until @PhonyDonJohnson has threatened to fire you.

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Why am I following this @brandonKscott guy? All he does is blow up my twitter feed. #getajob #andahaircut

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@brandonKscott I'm all real baby.

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@brandonKscott that's what you think.

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@LannyStingRay let's cuddle. I mean how about you cuddle with Tabby while I watch.

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@brandonKscott watch out. @PhonyDonJohnson and @SmackWoodwork will try to get you fired if you keep doing your job correctly.

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@TishHumpMeHTX I think you are mistaking me for @FakeKeithOlson #aintnobodygottimeforthat #ho

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@TishHumpMeHTX yeah to your face.

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@HHHoneyBadger oh wait, that's nasty not tasty. @TishHumpMeHTX

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@HHHoneyBadger you must have just got back from @TishHumpMeHTX's bedroom.

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I sire hope Huntsville didn't watch the meeting last night. #dofus #embarrassing

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Wonder how much @FakeKeithOlson is going to get repremanded by @PhonyDonJohnson for not voting with @TishHumpMeHTX?? #weshallsee

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@FakeKeithOlson you are such a dumbass. #whydoievenbother

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Looks like tori changed her last name.. How do you feel @joecockbrock?

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Scudder's letter is brilliant. If only people took me seriously. #imonlyamustache

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Samberg always gives the best advice. #thelonelyisland

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"Always where a chastity belt and triple lock it" you only love once but you need to be careful around @TishHumpMeHTX. #justsayin

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@TruqueBenwah @phonydonjohnson I guess we all know where your balls are Ben Wa. #yes #iwentthere

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At first I thought this was @DavidWeePeeks but he just f*cks the public. "DA accused of sexually harassing prosecutor http://t.co/Zw5UHXbV"