Phony DonJohnson

Huntsville, Texas City Councilman that does his part everyday to look out for his own best interest. #Jealous? (Page not affiliated with Councilman Don Johnson)

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

Just realized @FakeKeithOlson lost because I forgot to teach him how to use a calendar. He thought Election Day was Tuesday. #NotANumbersGuy

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

.@FakeKeithOlson this wouldn't have had happened if you had spent more time showing up and less time in @TishHumpMeHTX's mouth. #Humphrey

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

.@FakeKeithOlson you just got fucked in the ass like the first day of prison.

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

Jokes on Andy, he's still in the minority. #demswin

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

Well fuck.

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@BudgetClowns We @ the city are all about unity. We'll unify your tax-and-spend agenda w/ the university's eminent domain agenda #ForTheKids

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

Winning by 15 votes sure made @TishHumpMeHTX bold. Did u see her bitch-slap those peasants trying to fight eminent domain? #WhatsYoursIsMine

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

Evening Gents! Not being Mayor Pro Temp is all a part of my master plan! Don't fret! #PayNoAttentionToTheManBehindTheCurtain #FML #IQuit

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@FakeKeithOlson If only your brain was a big as your ego.

[HHHoneyBadger @HHHoneyBadger]

Anyone else notice the striking resemblance here? and yes, hoffman is more shagable. #howdoyoufeelaboutcleveland

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@brandonKscott cute. Another #shsu student that hasn't realized that they work for ME. You'll learn. They always do.

[Matt Ben-wah @TruqueBenwah]

With all due respect, ALL water in this city is healthy. I promise, just drink it. (FYI It goes best in @phonydonjohnson koolaid)

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@TruqueBenwah not drunk, just stupid. #maybealittleofboth (cc @tishhumpmehtx)

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

I'm a no-show for another council meeting. #StillNotAsBadAsLoll #theDon

[Matt Ben-wah @TruqueBenwah]

I hope everyone has had a great Sunday; for this is the day that @phonydonjohnson hath made. #praisehim #halleluja

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@TishHumpMeHTX every "thing?" It's 2pm and you're already drunk. #nosuprisehere #getittogether #forjesus

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

I am so proud of @truquebenwah and the hard work he has been doing as Propaganda Minister for our great city/empire. #whenthekidswinwewin

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@olsonmustache I can't believe people wear fashion travesties on their faces. #soundslikewereeven

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@TishHumpMeHTX lay off the booze, FakeHumps. #dontdrinkandfacebook #layoffthesauce #boozehound

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

I don't always comment on Sammy Bearkat's page but when I do, I usually sound illiterate #actualhumphreyquote