Tish HumpMe

City Councilwoman. My husband is a thief and I'm a Chamber whore! Can my life get any better?! (Page not affiliated with City Councilwoman Tish Humphrey)

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@olsonmustache For someone who thinks its nasty, you sure cone back for it quite a bit

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@olsonmustache @hhhoneybadger You've never complained about it before, sugar bear

[Phony DonJohnson @PhonyDonJohnson]

@TishHumpMeHTX every "thing?" It's 2pm and you're already drunk. #nosuprisehere #getittogether #forjesus

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@FakeKeithOlson @truquebenwah What can I say? Everything loves the Humphrey goods

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@PhonyDonJohnson I have a very successful fitness center to run. I deserve a reward every now and then!

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

I don't always comment on Sammy Bearkat's page but when I do, I usually sound illiterate #actualhumphreyquote

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@NotFitch Don't hate. I just love those Bearkats so much!

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@NotFitch @FakeKeithOlson I was just inviting him out for ice cream, hun. And maybe dessert afterward...

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@FakeKeithOlson @notfitch A real lady doesn't talk about things like that! But since you mentioned it...I'm free after work, Keith ;)

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

Mmmmm juicy meat. My favorite! #NotJustTalkingAboutTheMcRib

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Yeah, a fashion sin. Am I right, @FauxLydia?!

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

I like my men big and hard!

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

I didn't realize @FakeKeithOlson was on Maury!

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

Now you know where I get my brains from

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

Looks like I'm getting some Cracker Jack! http://t.co/97kb7TXN

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

Someone get me a Shake Weight! http://t.co/aSPeq2AV

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

I have my own meme! Wait...what is this? http://t.co/4CxZikUK

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

So you're telling me #TDCJ and #SHSU dont have their own fire departments? Do we have to support everyone around here?!

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@FakeKeithOlson Only because my husband has no balls. I get it wherever I can

[Tish HumpMe @TishHumpMeHTX]

@FakeKeithOlson If you can't remember the third thing you want to do with me, you don't get the first two #ILoveRickPerryThough