David Wee Peeks

I am the ultimate D.A. in Texas. Wahhrrnnngg

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that's a great way to get indicted @HuntsvilleItem

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Scary how many support the mentally challenged @HuntsvilleItem

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Thinking Texas Monthly disapproves of my view of the Constitution

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An imaginary crime, duh! @KBTXNews @huntsvilleitem

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Okay, to be honest, I don't know a law I can indict you for, but that has never mattered in the past. Ask GR @KTrNewman

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Seriously considering indicting you for that @ethicius

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I love other things that you love @marionbarryjr

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So KBTX wants an indictment? Okay

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Please watch the potty mouth! I have a grand jury @HHHoneyBadger @olsonmustache

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Liking your dog! Impersonating a person will a heart. You are in big trouble young lady! @KTrNewman

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See there you go, another indictment @KTrNewman

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How rude! I am a wookie, Olson is the moron! @HHHoneyBadger

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Hey, who told you what "DA" really stands for? @huntsvilleshout

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Its political man, pure political. U gotta ignore the constitution to comprehend the politics man @charlietownsen8

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Don't do that! Its a fake budget impersonating a real budget--have to send a ranger! @DavidWeePeeks @FakeKeithOlson @PhonyDonJohnson

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Aren't you and I kind of like Pinky and the Brain? Ready to take over the world! @olsonmustache @FakeKeithOlson

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And can that thing crawl? @olsonmustache @FakeKeithOlson

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You know nothing of facial hair, or city government for that matter @olsonmustache @FakeKeithOlson Hows that?

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Kinda like crimes aren't always criminal? But some are necessary to expel students! @lisatrow

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Don't do that! Its a fake budget impersonating a real budget--have to send a ranger after it!@PhonyDonJohnson @FakeKeithOlson